Watch: Researchers endeavor to ‘do shit to mice’ and other storiesVol. 258 Satire Section • Oct 22 2020
How each member of the Senate Joint Economic Committee would look as Nintendo villain WarioJenna Ruzekowicz and Om Jahagirdar • Oct 22 2020
Hoover Institution now asking whether the name ‘Jordan Hall’ is availableBenjamin Midler • Oct 21 2020
In effort to reach more students, CAPS renames itself Stanford Missed ConnectionsSimran Tandon • Oct 18 2020
Stanford anthropologists to make first contact with uncontacted peoples in effort to inflate applicant poolSofie Storan • Oct 18 2020
‘Game-changing’ COVID-19 vaccine developed by student after discovering she has to be in the same household pod as her roommate’s friendsDefne Genc • Oct 15 2020
White House productivity soars after Trump implements new policy of coughing on underperforming aidesSarah Lewis • Oct 13 2020
New Stanford startup that is just worse version of Instagram seeks to change the way we think about social mediaPatrick Monreal • Oct 12 2020
‘More… I need more,’ moans bloated Toyota Prius monster to cult of catalytic converter thieves in damp cavernLana Tleimat • Oct 11 2020
Republican COVID-19 outbreak yet another poor American remake of British seriesKathryn Zheng • Oct 11 2020
Frosh confident that seventh succulent will finally fill the pit of loneliness growing inside themSimran Tandon • Oct 07 2020
Republican Party decries nation’s dependence on bloated government bureaucracy to count election ballotsPrateek Joshi • Oct 06 2020
Watch: Stanford frosh intends to celebrate FMOTQ at home and other headlinesVol. 258 Satire Section • Oct 05 2020
