I have witnessed heated conversation if not love-making in response to Friday’s sexploits, but Yanran presents crucial areas of sexual progress our campus needs.

1. Making us all feel included in awkward sex talks from an informed professional.

Well-informed authorial decisions come from thorough research, hopefully extended in the future – sponsored by KY perhaps?

2. Teenage angst (hormone excess) due to abstinence only education simmers in our midst.

Bring on the sex! As our testosterone and estrogen filled population would cry.

3. Female empowerment – woohoo!

Equal rights for women? Always a winner.

4. Bringing a taboo subject out of the dark (specifically the stacks)

Now we wait for a column on “Cocktails of Campus: Mix, Shake, and Stir Yourself to a Better Social Life.”

5. “Ruin the moment for him! Since it is ruined for you already!”

Or wait, “Be selfish, and give the gift of orgasm to yourself today.” I really can’t decide which to make my new favorite quote on facebook.

6. Don’t read Cosmo girls!

This column is free, especially if you request a Special Fees refund from the Daily, but I forgot to read that editorial. Hmm…

7. Elevating journalistic practice too!

Bleeping of foul language in the column? Point to Yanran.

8. We all prefer a sexual melodrama to a well-rounded conversation any day.

-Ashley Artmann ’12