Humor

Humor
“I feel the need… the need for trees.” (Graphic: JENNY BALLUTAY / The Stanford Daily)

Do Good Now declares Fleet Week ‘sick as hell’

Garrett Khatchaturian
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Just now
Humor
As we humorists say, it’s never great to see something fall flat. (Graphic: KALEB GJESTSON / The Stanford Daily)

“Fine, we’ll do it ourselves!” New flat-earth sect pledges to level the Earth

Kaleb Gjestson
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Oct. 8
Humor
Hey, we’re the ones saying “Boo!” Not the other way around. (TORIN YOUNG / The Stanford Daily)

What are the nine scariest words in the English language? The Humor Section has answers

Vol. 270 Humor Section
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Oct. 7
Humor
A cartoon image with fruit.

Fruitism

Carson Bosita
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Oct. 5
Humor
A bike roundabout.

Untitled; or “On my morning bike ride—”

Sia Liu
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Oct. 4
Humor
Graphic that reads "Astrology Corner."

Your October 2026 horoscopes

Ella Prichard
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Oct. 1
Humor
And, of course, appreciate the scenery. It’s a free trip to SF, after all. (JENNY BALLUTAY / The Stanford Daily)

Scav Hunt Bingo from the Humor Section

Vol. 270 Humor Section
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Oct. 1
Humor
coffee machine

Guy putting brown sugar in coffee doesn’t see color

Jenny Ballutay
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Sept. 30
Humor
"Ask your Asian Auntie"

Ask Your Asian Auntie: Welcome to Stanford

Ella Prichard and Annette Lin
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Sept. 28
Humor
A drawing with Alexander Hamilton on a stage.

Letter From the Humor Editor | Why comedy is the only effective form of protest

Jenny Ballutay
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Sept. 28
Humor
Take that, rube! We’re a national treasure, filed with the Constitution and other documents currently being ignored. (Graphic: JENNY BALLUTAY / The Stanford Daily)

Not Suitable For Words: The Pope, pennies and poultry

Vol. 270 Humor Section
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Sept. 24
Humor
Image of the Stanford Daily "S" logo with text around it.

Humor section sponsors… Odyssey themed bathroom posters

Ella Prichard and Jenny Ballutay
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Sept. 22
Humor
Jenny has one more piece of advice… (Photo: SOPHIA MITSUOKA/The Stanford Daily)

FAQs: Adjusting to life at Stanford

Jenny Ballutay
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Sept. 22
Humor
Another day at good old Tanford’s campus! (Graphic: BRIANNA TANG/The Stanford Daily)

Tanning community prepares for annual fall molting

Brianna Tang
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Sept. 21
Humor
…and both Pinkerton Agents and RAs never sleep. (Graphic: JENNY BALLUTAY / The Stanford Daily)

Stanford hires Pinkerton detectives to negotiate with unionizing RAs

Jenny Ballutay
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Sept. 21
Humor
This image brought to you by the White House Twitter Account. That’s right, we’re not calling it “X.” (Graphic: JENNY BALLUTAY / The Stanford Daily)

Pros and cons of ICE “Shock Gloves”

Jenny Ballutay
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Aug. 23
Humor
Though this one isn’t a Flock, it never hurts to have Uno Más camera watching over you. (Graphic: JENNY BALLUTAY / The Stanford Daily)

CDC leverages Flock cameras to track cyclospora outbreak

Jenny Ballutay
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Aug. 11
Humor
Welcome to the Nanoword! If you're stumped, ask the nearest 2nd-grader (GRAPHIC: JENNY BALLUTAY/The Stanford Daily)

Nanoword #12

Garrett Khatchaturian
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June 1
Humor
Stanford University’s 2026 commencement ceremony will end with a speech by Google CEO Sundar Pichai, especially by the “AI” in Pichai, am I right? (Photo: FRANCES GUO/The Stanford Daily)

Students’ planned reactions to commencement speech

Jenny Ballutay
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May 29
Humor
Sundar Pichai presenting onstage

Sundar Pichai, here’s how to win over grads at your commencement address

Garrett Khatchaturian
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May 28
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