Stanford acceptance rate drops to record-low: Only 3.95 students admitted

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Stanford bike parking alignment chart

Report: Climate change, club meetings threaten rapidly-diminishing icebreaker supply

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Op-Ed: Why all buildings on this campus should be renamed Arillaga

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Stirrup Culture: Stanford Pony Express disrupts courier industry, aims to outdo UG2

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Stanford professor receives Nobel Prize in Economics, predicts Lakeside’s Cholula hot sauce deficit

A truly remarkable student: To the guy before me in line for Wilbur Specials

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A few questions for the creators of ‘No Time to Die’

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Zuckerberg toys with Facebook on/off switch, revels in unfathomable power

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Congress continues to debate infrastructure plan in crumbled ruins of capitol building

We acknowledge our occupation of stolen land and our responsibility to honor Indigenous peoples in any way that lets us keep it

An Open Letter to the Underwear in the Toyon Third Floor Showers

Video: Professors react to mean course reviews

Andy Huynh '23 is Managing Editor of the Photo and Video. Outside of The Daily, he enjoys hiking the outdoors and wildlife photography. He also loves the Star Wars and Marvel cinematic universes!

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Sonja Hansen '22 is the Managing Editor of Photo and Video for Vol. 257. She served as the Managing Editor of Video in Vol. 256 in addition to contributing to news. Hailing from Sacramento, California, Sonja is studying Earth Systems on the Land Systems track. Contact her at smhansen 'at' stanford.edu.

Patrick Monreal '22 is the forefather of the satire section. He still kind of hangs around meetings and pretends to contribute to news. A native of Fresno, California, he is majoring in Earth Systems on the oceans track and minoring in chemistry. Contact him at pmonreal 'at' stanford.edu.

Ellie Wong, a native of the suburbs of Atlanta, writes for Arts & Life and The Grind. She studies English and psychology and uses her English education to point out typos in The Daily's videos before they're published.

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Big Bird, Baby Yoda and other global elite exposed by the Pandora Papers

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‘How many times do I need to swab each orifice?’ and other COVID-19 FAQs answered

Lorenzo Del Rosario ’24 is the supreme dictator of the podcasts section. When he isn’t too busy taking long naps or religiously listening to Kendrick Lamar, he also writes for humor and the equity project. Hailing from the superior northern territory of Alaska, he plans on majoring in bioengineering and minoring in chemistry. Contact him at ldelrosario 'at' stanforddaily.com.

Nothing to sneeze at: the growing market for clean noses

Stanford changes mascot to Duck Hunt Dog

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