Advice for the class of 2021

Lana Tleimat '23 (... maybe '24) is the Vol. 260 executive editor for digital. She was formerly managing editor of humor. She is from Columbus, Ohio, and isn't really studying anything. Contact her at ltleimat 'at' stanforddaily.com.

Executive Editor for Digital

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Stanford announces plan to enforce mandatory vaccination

Lorenzo Del Rosario ’24 is the supreme dictator of the podcasts section. When he isn’t too busy taking long naps or religiously listening to Kendrick Lamar, he also writes for humor and the equity project. Hailing from the superior northern territory of Alaska, he plans on majoring in bioengineering and minoring in chemistry. Contact him at ldelrosario 'at' stanforddaily.com.

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Uche Ochuba '24 is a staff writer for humor and a contributing writer in the sports section. He lives in Toronto, Canada and is an Arsenal, Raptors and Leafs fan. Contact him at sports 'at' stanforddaily.com.

So you found out your Zoom boyfriend is actually a satyr, now what?

Sarah Lewis is the desk editor of the Humor section, an occasional writer for the Science and Technology news desk, and a gluttonous devourer of cheesy speculative fiction novels. She can often be found wearing silly hats in the Daily's satirical news videos, belting musical theatre songs, or burning toast. Contact her with questions, concerns, or Shakespearian insults at slewis 'at' stanforddaily.com

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Occasionally Broadcasting Network: Sorority recruitment and other stories

YA side characters confused as to why strong female lead has fallen for man with personality of a paper plate

Cole Rungle the Frat Boy Philosopher on logical debate

What to do with all the frats

Irrelevantly, Stanford Ultimate Frisbee Team stands in solidarity with 36 Sports Strong

At least the Royal Family’s imperialism is inclusive

Total bummer: Now my plan to spray unintelligible nonsense in chalk on the president’s office will seem trite

What I’ll miss about pandemic life now that I’m pretending it’s not happening

Wiki-How: Guide to returning to BeforeTimes

Susan’s Blog: Intercontinental ballistic missiles and other great gender reveal party ideas

Big ass skull found in desert

Cole Rungle the Frat Boy Philosopher: 9 thoughts on love

Senate negotiates infrastructure bill down to two-mile stretch of highway near Area 51

Prateek, a former editor-in-chief of Brown University’s satirical newspaper (The Brown Noser), signed with the Stanford Daily’s satire section in free agency. He also had one glorious month-long stint contributing headlines to The Onion, none of which were published. Feel free to send him article suggestions and harsh criticism at pjoshi2 ‘at’ stanford.edu. His favorite hobby is getting an M.S. in Civil and Environmental Engineering (Class of 2021), focusing on sustainable energy systems. When he’s not satirizing, he’s fervently searching for whoever had the nerve to claim the “pjoshi1” email username.

Local Chuck E. Cheese’s unsure whether to embrace or condemn rodent infestation

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