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Op-Ed: I’ve spent my whole life trying to outrun dozens of tiny elves that only I can see, so don’t worry guys, I know how to deal with quarantine
Lana Tleimat
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June 9, 2020
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Ben & Jerry’s releases series of politically charged ice cream flavors
Tanya Watarastaporn
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June 9, 2020
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Black tiles put an end to racism
Jessica de la Paz
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June 8, 2020
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Billions accidentally poured into Human Gnome Project
Jay Maturi
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June 7, 2020
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Finance professor asks students for accommodations
Elizabeth "Betsy" Kim
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June 7, 2020
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Leaked Stanford ad reveals University is prepared for another cycle of recruitment
Richard Coca
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Benjamin Midler
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June 4, 2020
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Stanford considering another do-nothing task force in response to calls for racial equality
Richard Coca
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June 4, 2020
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Stanford ghosts 200 grad students
Richard Coca
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June 2, 2020
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After heated discussion, Faculty Senate votes against ‘Round Earth’ resolution
Patrick Monreal
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June 1, 2020
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Vice Provost Harry Elam unmasked as Willy Wonka
Benjamin Midler
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May 31, 2020
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Q&A: Astronauts reveal they ‘really just needed to get off this planet’
Richard Coca
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May 31, 2020
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RA begins literally fading away as residents forget them
Patrick Monreal
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May 29, 2020
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UC Berkeley sophomore elected to Undergraduate Senate after controversial write-in campaign
John Coffey
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May 29, 2020
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Admin crowdsources alternatives to summer housing
Ruslan AlJabari
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May 29, 2020
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FDA approves phrase ‘Zoom University’ as new emetic
Vivek Tanna
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May 28, 2020
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Leaked emails from administration show Stanford does not exist
Richard Coca
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May 28, 2020
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Being single helps you live longer, so does adhering to CDC guidelines
Jenna Ruzekowicz
  •  
May 26, 2020
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Senior passes off Khan Academy video as thesis presentation
Richard Coca
  •  
May 26, 2020
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Annual grant for whips, harnesses denied for Stanford Equestrian Team, approved for Kardinal Kink
Tanya Watarastaporn
  •  
May 25, 2020
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Stanford administrators admit they have been withholding fall quarter plans just for kicks
Vivek Tanna
  •  
May 25, 2020
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