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As you can see, I'm doing fine in quarantine. (Photo edit: LANA TLEIMAT/The Stanford Daily)

Op-Ed: I’ve spent my whole life trying to outrun dozens of tiny elves that only I can see, so don’t worry guys, I know how to deal with quarantine

Lana Tleimat
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June 9, 2020
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Fudge12 remains a best-seller in Minneapolis and other big cities. (Photo edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Ben & Jerry’s releases series of politically charged ice cream flavors

Tanya Watarastaporn
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June 9, 2020
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Black tiles put an end to racism

Jessica de la Paz
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June 8, 2020
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The Human Gnome Project represents one of the best uses of tax payer dollars. (Photo edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Billions accidentally poured into Human Gnome Project

Jay Maturi
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June 7, 2020
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All of the authentic Oriental rugs in our very Asian, deeply un-racist parlor (Photo: Pxfuel)

Finance professor asks students for accommodations

Elizabeth "Betsy" Kim
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June 7, 2020
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The University is preparing for any changes in enrollment given its newly announced plans. (Photo edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Leaked Stanford ad reveals University is prepared for another cycle of recruitment

Richard Coca and Benjamin Midler
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June 4, 2020
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The MLK Institute is located in Cypress Hall D, which critics worry is too far from campus’ intellectual hub. (Photo: Eric Lew/MLK Institute)

Stanford considering another do-nothing task force in response to calls for racial equality

Richard Coca
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June 4, 2020
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stanford ghosts grad students

Stanford ghosts 200 grad students

Richard Coca
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June 2, 2020
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“This vote was nothing more than a vibe check ... and they failed,” responded the ASSU President. (Photo: PATRICK MONREAL & RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

After heated discussion, Faculty Senate votes against ‘Round Earth’ resolution

Patrick Monreal
  •  
June 1, 2020
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300 students, at some point this week, will bite into a chocolate bar to find a golden ticket inside for a chance at Elam's job. (Photo edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Vice Provost Harry Elam unmasked as Willy Wonka

Benjamin Midler
  •  
May 31, 2020
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space x satire

Q&A: Astronauts reveal they ‘really just needed to get off this planet’

Richard Coca
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May 31, 2020
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“At first, it was kinda nice to feel something,” recounted a Wilbur RA. (Photo edit: PATRICK MONREAL/The Stanford Daily)

RA begins literally fading away as residents forget them

Patrick Monreal
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May 29, 2020
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UC berkeley assu satire

UC Berkeley sophomore elected to Undergraduate Senate after controversial write-in campaign

John Coffey
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May 29, 2020
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Our writers at The Occasionally found some sheds on the market at the cost of $5,000, which is still less than what Stanford wants to charge for summer housing. (Photo: Peakpx)

Admin crowdsources alternatives to summer housing

Ruslan AlJabari
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May 29, 2020
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Researchers confirmed that the phrase was overused enough to reliably induce vomiting. (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)

FDA approves phrase ‘Zoom University’ as new emetic

Vivek Tanna
  •  
May 28, 2020
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Maybe someone will leak the plans for fall quarter next. (Photo Edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Leaked emails from administration show Stanford does not exist

Richard Coca
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May 28, 2020
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Are we really surprised that being single is healthier for you? (Photo edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Being single helps you live longer, so does adhering to CDC guidelines

Jenna Ruzekowicz
  •  
May 26, 2020
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None of the faculty advisors noticed that a Khan Academy video was played rather than an actual thesis presentation. (Photo edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Senior passes off Khan Academy video as thesis presentation

Richard Coca
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May 26, 2020
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Long-time Champion Buttercup awaits impending retirement upon annual grant request denial. (Photo: RYAN MCGUIRE/Pixabay)

Annual grant for whips, harnesses denied for Stanford Equestrian Team, approved for Kardinal Kink

Tanya Watarastaporn
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May 25, 2020
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Stanford administrators have long delayed announcing reopening plans. (Photo: Public Domain Pictures)

Stanford administrators admit they have been withholding fall quarter plans just for kicks

Vivek Tanna
  •  
May 25, 2020
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