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Patrick Monreal

Patrick Monreal

Patrick Monreal '22 is the forefather of the satire section. He still kind of hangs around meetings and pretends to contribute to news. A native of Fresno, California, he is majoring in Earth Systems on the oceans track and minoring in chemistry. Contact him at pmonreal 'at' stanford.edu.
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Student moving into a storage container in the Tresidder Parking Lot

Running out of isolation spaces, Stanford begins storing COVID-positive students in Collegeboxes units

Patrick Monreal
  •  
Jan. 9, 2022
Humor

Video: Professors react to mean course reviews

Andy Huynh, Lana Tleimat, Sonja Hansen, Patrick Monreal and Ellie Wong
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Oct. 7, 2021
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Having saved up enough daylight over the years, Sen. Mark Rubio announced new legislation that would end the need to fix the clocks on our microwaves twice per year. (Photo: MICHAEL VADON/Flickr)

After 49 years, man finally has enough daylight saved up

Patrick Monreal
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March 16, 2021
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“This guy once convinced a freshman to transport stolen coffee across campus, so he ought to be the right man to convince students of whatever trumped-up Fyre Festival crap we pull next time,” wrote Drell and Tessier-Lavigne. (Photo: PxHere and FARRIN ABBOTT/Stanford, Edit: PATRICK MONREAL/The Stanford Daily)

Persis, MTL announce machete-wielding man from FoHo exclusive to make all decisions from now on

Patrick Monreal
  •  
Jan. 12, 2021
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The first CHEM 33 student — who only looks like and is not actually Mike Pence — receives his COVID-19 vaccine. (Edit: Patrick Monreal/THE STANFORD DAILY)

Skipping doctors, Stanford announces first round of vaccines to go to premed undergraduates enrolled in CHEM 33

Patrick Monreal
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Dec. 18, 2020
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Me and Gavin causing a ruckus at a Big Tech event a few years back. (Photo: JD LASICA/Flickr, Edit: PATRICK MONREAL/The Stanford Daily)

Dear Gavin Newsom, here’s why you should appoint me to replace Kamala Harris in the Senate

Patrick Monreal
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Nov. 12, 2020
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Come on, we are all waiting for that email informing us we are not returning in the winter. Prepare with a Dirty Drell! (Photo: Pikrepo)

5 cocktails to help you cope with the fact you’re not coming back in the winter

Patrick Monreal and Richard Coca
  •  
Nov. 3, 2020
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Digital trailblazers Donovan Winters ’24 and Johnny Sutton ’23 pose as they change the way we think about social media. (Photo: UC Davis College of Engineering, http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0)

New Stanford startup that is just worse version of Instagram seeks to change the way we think about social media

Patrick Monreal
  •  
Oct. 12, 2020
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In an act of compassion, the department decided it would assess juggling and periodic table memorization separately (PATRICK MONREAL/The Stanford Daily).

Chemistry dept. amends weekly exam requiring students to juggle beakers on camera while reciting the periodic table from memory

Patrick Monreal
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Oct. 5, 2020
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“Watching someone you respect lose their way is hard to come to terms with,” writes Abby. (PATRICK MONREAL / The Stanford Daily)

Dear Abby: What do I do if I suspect my professor may be a member of antifa?

Patrick Monreal
  •  
Sept. 14, 2020
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If I were you, I wouldn’t step into that light blue zone surrounding Stanford (PATRICK MONREAL/The Stanford Daily)

Leak from MTL’s office reveals COVID-19 zones that didn’t make the cut, including the ‘Legacy Zone’ and ‘Twilight Zone’

Patrick Monreal
  •  
Sept. 3, 2020
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I mean, with unemployment rates at an all-time high, our ability to pay has only increased. (Photo: WallpaperFlare)

Op-Ed: Trust me, remote classes are definitely worth the 5% tuition hike!

Patrick Monreal
  •  
Sept. 2, 2020
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“Maybe you could leave the cardboard cutout at home?” pleads the incoming frosh's mother. (PATRICK MONREAL/The Stanford Daily)

Incoming frosh struggles to come to terms with fact that no one in college shares love of NASCAR

Patrick Monreal
  •  
Aug. 6, 2020
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The package contains tons of Stanford words, phrases and abbreviations to practice, including each and every building named after a famous eugenicist. (Photo Edit: PATRICK MONREAL/The Stanford Daily)

Virtual New Student Orientation just Stanford-themed Rosetta Stone package

Patrick Monreal
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July 24, 2020
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“This vote was nothing more than a vibe check ... and they failed,” responded the ASSU President. (Photo: PATRICK MONREAL & RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

After heated discussion, Faculty Senate votes against ‘Round Earth’ resolution

Patrick Monreal
  •  
June 1, 2020
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“At first, it was kinda nice to feel something,” recounted a Wilbur RA. (Photo edit: PATRICK MONREAL/The Stanford Daily)

RA begins literally fading away as residents forget them

Patrick Monreal
  •  
May 29, 2020
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Dr. Hibbenschwan of the Literal Authority on Diseases recommends people get the vaccine but also stated that he recognizes “vaccines aren’t for everyone.” (Photo: National Institute of Health)

New study finds vaccine designed to protect against disease may actually protect against disease

Patrick Monreal
  •  
May 18, 2020
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Aww, a puppy! Aww, don't tread on me!

9 ridiculously cute Zoom backgrounds to put a smile on anyone’s face

Patrick Monreal
  •  
April 27, 2020
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“Look, my team and I have played around a lot and we tend to think that Elmer’s ‘Washable Clear School Glue’ works best,” Newsom confidently informed reporters. (Photo edit: PATRICK MONREAL/The Stanford Daily)

Gov. Newsom briefs California: ‘Yes, I individually glue each hair in position every morning’

Patrick Monreal
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April 27, 2020
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We asked our readers to share what they've been up to while stuck inside. (Photo: pikrepo.com)

Sheltering in place, in haikus

Lana Tleimat and Patrick Monreal
  •  
April 22, 2020
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