HUMOR: "But then I saw that my Poptropica password was compromised, too … needless to say I haven’t slept since.”
HUMOR: Sierra Kennedy ‘23 has not left her room in EVGR for seven whole days. In fact, she has not left her bed for twenty-six whole hours.
Members of our community that expect to be onsite are now required to report their vibes’ status each day using Stanford Vibe Check™.
“I’ve just been so busy,” said Mercado while chuckling at something on his ‘For You’ page.
As the country has started vaccinating about 1.6 million people per day, hope has become much more tangible and the end of this nightmare feels closer and closer, but the question remains: What comes after the pause?
HUMOR: The new filters include a classic rainbow tutu, your generic cow onesie and facial recognition that automatically flips all frowns upside down.
HUMOR: “We’ve noticed an abysmal opening rate for campus-wide emails. Sometimes we’ll get 3 clicks. Sometimes just 2,” said Provost Drell.
The Stanford Occasionally Twitter account accidentally posted a tweet reporting that Stanford’s Faculty Senate voted to acquit former President Trump. Our social media manager simply mistook the US Senate for the Stanford’s Faculty Senate and misattributed the vote to acquit Trump to them.
HUMOR: Over are the days when you would ask love advice from friends, RAs, or even a stranger. So why not take advice from the one place everyone gets a happily ever after?
HUMOR: For immediate release - statement from Riva, also known as Susie Brubaker-Cole’s Dog.