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Michelle Fu

Michelle Fu

Michelle Fu ’24 is a staff writer for the humor section. When she’s not busy being the funniest person on campus, she can be found shredding on the violin or grinding out a CS pset. Contact her at humor ‘at’ stanforddaily.com
Arts & Life

The Daily takes the aux: May music staff picks

Vanessa Chen, Richard Coca, Kyla Figueroa, Chloe Anne Walsh, Zach Zafran, Brandon Rupp, Nick Sligh, Michelle Fu, Kristofer Nino, Andrew Gerges, Vivian Wang, Malia Mendez, Kirsten Mettler and Aditeya Shukla
  •  
May 31, 2022
Humor
An infant in a Stanford tree shirt in a booster seat in a car

Students over the age of 12 confused about new booster mandate

Michelle Fu
  •  
Feb. 10, 2022
Humor
a tape measure

Student distraught to discover that her Zoom crush is actually 5’4

Michelle Fu
  •  
Jan. 27, 2022
Humor
A tent pitched in front of the Stanford Dish

15 places you can sleep if your roommate tests positive for COVID-19

Kathryn Zheng, Lorenzo Del Rosario and Michelle Fu
  •  
Jan. 11, 2022
Humor
red Berklee logo crossed out in black marker surrounded by derogatory phrases

BUCK FERKLEE

Michelle Fu
  •  
Nov. 19, 2021
Humor
two people holding hands in a field of grass

Five essential steps for any Stanford relationship

Michelle Fu
  •  
Nov. 4, 2021
Humor
A corridor outside at Stanford's Main Quad

Op-Ed: Why all buildings on this campus should be renamed Arillaga

Michelle Fu
  •  
Oct. 19, 2021
Humor
Blurred Underwear with Frowny Face in Toyon 3rd Floor Showers

An Open Letter to the Underwear in the Toyon Third Floor Showers

Michelle Fu
  •  
Oct. 7, 2021
Humor
clip art of a robber overlays a photo of hoover tower

The top 10 most devious licks on campus

Michelle Fu and Lorenzo Del Rosario
  •  
Sept. 28, 2021
Humor
She's sacrificing the rebellion for HIM? (Photo: Pixabay)

YA side characters confused as to why strong female lead has fallen for man with personality of a paper plate

Michelle Fu
  •  
May 13, 2021
Humor
Let's see if the classic game from developer ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS lives up to the hype, shall we? (Photo: JOSUÉ SOTO/unsplash.com)

But, like, how good is chess ACTUALLY?

Michelle Fu
  •  
April 8, 2021
Humor
Truly a worrying situation. (Illustration: MICHELLE FU/The Stanford Daily)

The Unethicist: My little sister is taller than me. What now?

Michelle Fu
  •  
March 3, 2021
Humor
Calling all simps. (Photo: MICHELLE FU/The Stanford Daily)

The Unethicist: No one is sending missed connections about me. What do I do?

Michelle Fu
  •  
Feb. 9, 2021
Humor
What happens when the content well runs dry (Photo: unsplash.com)?

Stanford YouTubers left scrambling for content as distance learning drags on

Michelle Fu
  •  
Jan. 25, 2021
Humor
Congratulations to the happy couple (Photo edit: Michelle Fu).

Biden, USA decide to elope

Michelle Fu
  •  
Jan. 20, 2021
Humor
No need to buy those running shoes that you'll only wear once! (Photo: Unsplash)

Realistic resolutions for your 2021

Michelle Fu
  •  
Jan. 11, 2021
Humor

Millions of Americans suddenly confused as to what to do with newfound knowledge of Georgia

Michelle Fu
  •  
Nov. 15, 2020
Humor
I'm pretty sure this is algebra, but I wouldn't know (Photo: Unsplash)

My math professor apparently reads my articles, so I’m writing this one just for her

Michelle Fu
  •  
Nov. 2, 2020
Humor

Student resolves that he’ll raise his grades right before taking fifth consecutive self-care day

Michelle Fu
  •  
Oct. 26, 2020
Humor
Hey boy, are you sin(pi/2)? Because you're the (1) (Photo: unsplash.com)

Student tries to profess love for hot TA through pointed questions in Zoom chat

Michelle Fu
  •  
Sept. 28, 2020
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