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Seamus Allen

Seamus Allen

Contact Seamus at humor 'at' stanforddaily.com.
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Illustration of a young man in a crowd. His figure is greyed out and everything else in the illustration is colored in splashes of orange, pink and yellow.

Opinion | America alone

Seamus Allen
  •  
Dec. 27
Humor
the top of a glass handled mason jar containing lemon water with a bent metal straw sticking out

IPCC announces metal straws solved climate crisis

Seamus Allen
  •  
May 10, 2022
Humor
a two story windowed building with a banner reading 'Stanford Earth' and several second story balconies

Sustainability School receives $1 billion donation after typo on check to CS department

Om Jahagirdar and Seamus Allen
  •  
May 8, 2022
Magazine
Portrait of Catarina Buchatskiy staring off camera

The Shadow War: The Stanford student on the front line of Ukraine’s battle for independence

Seamus Allen
  •  
April 29, 2022
Humor
a fighter jet at altitude

NATO declares no-fly zone over Will Smith’s house

Seamus Allen
  •  
April 7, 2022
Humor
An Office Depot storefront

Office Depot denounces evil in Super Bowl ad

Seamus Allen
  •  
Feb. 22, 2022
Humor
The ACTUAL Stanfordle interface with three letters filled in spelling out WHY

The ACTUAL Stanfordle

Seamus Allen
  •  
Feb. 21, 2022
Humor
Mice pence on a podium with the presidential seal giving a speech

Fleeing Trump supporters, Mike Pence takes refuge at Stanford University

Seamus Allen
  •  
Feb. 9, 2022
Humor
A smartphone displays the Amazon logo.

In historic merger, Amazon acquires entire rest of stock market

Seamus Allen
  •  
Feb. 2, 2022
Humor
covid update email

Build your own Stanford COVID update

Seamus Allen
  •  
Jan. 25, 2022
Humor
A woman and man yelling at each other in close quarters

Stanford Divorce Pact results announced

Seamus Allen
  •  
Dec. 2, 2021
Humor
A photo of barred wire on a fence

Local for-profit prison announces new ‘Premium’ subscription for wealthy inmates

Seamus Allen
  •  
Nov. 28, 2021
Humor
Mark Zuckerberg smiling in front of a presentation

Zuckerberg toys with Facebook on/off switch, revels in unfathomable power

Seamus Allen
  •  
Oct. 13, 2021
Humor
A man stands at a pulpit, the American flag behind him. The room is on fire.

Congress continues to debate infrastructure plan in crumbled ruins of capitol building

Seamus Allen
  •  
Oct. 11, 2021
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