"I was set up," argues Bradley Summers '24. "Sure, they’ll tell you I was knocked out and that they had no other choice, but I was well aware of my surroundings and let me tell you: that ride with all those sirens was kinda lit."
Unfortunately, the cutting-edge S-T-A-N-F-O-R-D nomenclature that would have made other universities green with envy isn’t here to stay.
HUMOR: “I thought I’d be invited to more stuff. Then came the booster shot, but not the boost of confidence."
SATIRE: As for the vaccine, she noted: “It’s free. Just take it off my hands and distribute it to the county. I can’t take this anymore.”
In preparation of welcoming undergraduate students to EVGR-A this quarter, Stanford R&DE removed all obstacles keeping students from the rich, delectable experiences at Stanford Dining.