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Uche Ochuba

Uche Ochuba

Uche Ochuba '24 is the desk editor for humor and a contributing writer in the sports section. Contact him at humor 'at' stanforddaily.com.
Humor
Elon Musk.

Twitter Green to directly upload Elon Musk’s consciousness to users’ brains

Uche Ochuba
  •  
April 13, 2022
Humor
A lecture hall filled with students

From the community | We are shocked, appalled that Stanford expects us to attend classes

Uche Ochuba
  •  
March 28, 2022
Humor
The seal of the United States Department of Justice

$4.5 billion of money-laundered Bitcoin released upon explanation

Uche Ochuba
  •  
Feb. 16, 2022
Humor
The sculpture entitled 'Hello' on Meyer Green.

Campus awaits appearance of heir of Slytherin to activate Meyer Green sculpture

Uche Ochuba
  •  
Feb. 7, 2022
Humor

Duo acquires Duolingo, expanding on update

Uche Ochuba
  •  
Jan. 10, 2022
Humor
A block of text explaining that there will be no indoor events and gatherings, repeated five times.

I think we might not be allowed to have indoor events and gatherings

Uche Ochuba
  •  
Jan. 5, 2022
Humor

10 New Year’s resolutions to give up on this week

Om Jahagirdar, Ben Lees and Uche Ochuba
  •  
Jan. 2, 2022
Humor
A cartoon dog holds a duck by the neck, with Stanford and Oregon logos on them, respectively.

Stanford changes mascot to Duck Hunt Dog

Uche Ochuba
  •  
Oct. 3, 2021
Humor
Soldiers wearing British colonial soldier outfits stand outside of Stern Hall.

New Stanford alcohol policy requires reporting underage drinking, punishing witchcraft and quartering troops

Om Jahagirdar and Uche Ochuba
  •  
Sept. 23, 2021
Humor
woman with runny mascara and single tear running down her face

Op-Ed: I’m a frosh enrolled in 22 units, and I’m doing just fine

Uche Ochuba
  •  
Sept. 22, 2021
Humor
No, these are not just regular, eight month old Big Macs. (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)

2020 TRAVIS SCOTT BURGERS FOR SALE

Uche Ochuba
  •  
May 25, 2021
Lacrosse
Senior attack Katherine Gjertsen (above) was a co-leading scorer in the Pac-12 Championship for Stanford along with fellow senior attack Ali Baiocco. (Photo: JOHN LOZANO/isiphotos.com)

Unbeatables: Women’s lacrosse trounces Colorado to win Pac-12 Tournament

Uche Ochuba
  •  
May 8, 2021
Humor
A comprehensive guide. (Illustration: Hannah Jeoung/The Stanford Daily, Edit: Lana Tleimet/The Stanford Daily)

Wiki-How: Guide to returning to BeforeTimes

Uche Ochuba
  •  
May 3, 2021
Humor
We as a society have progressed past piñatas. (Photo Edit: UCHE OCHUBA/The Stanford Daily)

Susan’s Blog: Intercontinental ballistic missiles and other great gender reveal party ideas

Uche Ochuba
  •  
May 2, 2021
Humor
MATH553 was forced to adjourn for the quarter. (Photo: Pixabay)

Lecturer leaves class in time for add/drop deadline

Uche Ochuba
  •  
April 14, 2021
Humor

Op-ed: Hacking, not a very funny April Fool’s prank

Uche Ochuba
  •  
April 7, 2021
Humor
Thanks, Obama.

The REAL reason the pandemic happened

Uche Ochuba
  •  
March 2, 2021
Humor
Andrew Stones is faced with a difficult prospect. (Photo: Pixabay)

Donor upset, confused about what to do with $60,000 earmarked for NRA

Uche Ochuba
  •  
Jan. 26, 2021
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