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Uche Ochuba

Uche Ochuba

Uche Ochuba '24 is the desk editor for humor and a contributing writer in the sports section. Contact him at humor 'at' stanforddaily.com.
Humor
Stanford President Marc Tessier-Lavigne

Humor | MTL only used photoshop because ‘it was Week 10 and he was burnt out’

Uche Ochuba
  •  
Nov. 30, 2022
Humor
The empty Berkeley football stadium

93% of FTX crypto value, Berkeley FTX Stadium disappear

Uche Ochuba
  •  
Nov. 15, 2022
Humor
People stand at a career recruiting booth.

The five stages of recruiting season

Uche Ochuba
  •  
Oct. 24, 2022
Humor
A cartoon resume

The Stanford resume that employers are comparing to yours

Om Jahagirdar and Uche Ochuba
  •  
Oct. 17, 2022
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View of the horizon over Stanford's campus.

Stanford students wonder how much midterm elections count toward final grade

Uche Ochuba
  •  
Oct. 12, 2022
Humor
A bird's eye view of White Plaza.

Unprecedented: How I joined 30 clubs out of sheer awkwardness

Uche Ochuba
  •  
Oct. 5, 2022
Humor
A list with a check mark

Week 1 Bucket List

Uche Ochuba
  •  
Sept. 28, 2022
Humor
Elon Musk.

Twitter Green to directly upload Elon Musk’s consciousness to users’ brains

Uche Ochuba
  •  
April 13, 2022
Humor
A lecture hall filled with students

From the community | We are shocked, appalled that Stanford expects us to attend classes

Uche Ochuba
  •  
March 28, 2022
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The seal of the United States Department of Justice

$4.5 billion of money-laundered Bitcoin released upon explanation

Uche Ochuba
  •  
Feb. 16, 2022
Humor
The sculpture entitled 'Hello' on Meyer Green.

Campus awaits appearance of heir of Slytherin to activate Meyer Green sculpture

Uche Ochuba
  •  
Feb. 7, 2022
Humor

Duo acquires Duolingo, expanding on update

Uche Ochuba
  •  
Jan. 10, 2022
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A block of text explaining that there will be no indoor events and gatherings, repeated five times.

I think we might not be allowed to have indoor events and gatherings

Uche Ochuba
  •  
Jan. 5, 2022
Humor

10 New Year’s resolutions to give up on this week

Om Jahagirdar, Ben Lees and Uche Ochuba
  •  
Jan. 2, 2022
Humor
A cartoon dog holds a duck by the neck, with Stanford and Oregon logos on them, respectively.

Stanford changes mascot to Duck Hunt Dog

Uche Ochuba
  •  
Oct. 3, 2021
Humor
Soldiers wearing British colonial soldier outfits stand outside of Stern Hall.

New Stanford alcohol policy requires reporting underage drinking, punishing witchcraft and quartering troops

Om Jahagirdar and Uche Ochuba
  •  
Sept. 23, 2021
Humor
woman with runny mascara and single tear running down her face

Op-Ed: I’m a frosh enrolled in 22 units, and I’m doing just fine

Uche Ochuba
  •  
Sept. 22, 2021
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No, these are not just regular, eight month old Big Macs. (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)

2020 TRAVIS SCOTT BURGERS FOR SALE

Uche Ochuba
  •  
May 25, 2021
Lacrosse
Senior attack Katherine Gjertsen (above) was a co-leading scorer in the Pac-12 Championship for Stanford along with fellow senior attack Ali Baiocco. (Photo: JOHN LOZANO/isiphotos.com)

Unbeatables: Women’s lacrosse trounces Colorado to win Pac-12 Tournament

Uche Ochuba
  •  
May 8, 2021
Humor
A comprehensive guide. (Illustration: Hannah Jeoung/The Stanford Daily, Edit: Lana Tleimet/The Stanford Daily)

Wiki-How: Guide to returning to BeforeTimes

Uche Ochuba
  •  
May 3, 2021
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