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Uche Ochuba

Uche Ochuba

Uche Ochuba '24 is the desk editor for humor and a contributing writer in the sports section. Contact him at humor 'at' stanforddaily.com.
Humor
Stanford President Marc Tessier-Lavigne

Humor | MTL only used photoshop because ‘it was Week 10 and he was burnt out’

Uche Ochuba
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Nov. 30
Humor
The empty Berkeley football stadium

93% of FTX crypto value, Berkeley FTX Stadium disappear

Uche Ochuba
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Nov. 15
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People stand at a career recruiting booth.

The five stages of recruiting season

Uche Ochuba
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Oct. 24
Humor
A cartoon resume

The Stanford resume that employers are comparing to yours

Om Jahagirdar and Uche Ochuba
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Oct. 17
Humor
View of the horizon over Stanford's campus.

Stanford students wonder how much midterm elections count toward final grade

Uche Ochuba
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Oct. 12
Humor
A bird's eye view of White Plaza.

Unprecedented: How I joined 30 clubs out of sheer awkwardness

Uche Ochuba
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Oct. 5
Humor
A list with a check mark

Week 1 Bucket List

Uche Ochuba
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Sept. 28
Humor
Elon Musk.

Twitter Green to directly upload Elon Musk’s consciousness to users’ brains

Uche Ochuba
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April 13
Humor
A lecture hall filled with students

From the community | We are shocked, appalled that Stanford expects us to attend classes

Uche Ochuba
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March 28
Humor
The seal of the United States Department of Justice

$4.5 billion of money-laundered Bitcoin released upon explanation

Uche Ochuba
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Feb. 16, 2022
Humor
The sculpture entitled 'Hello' on Meyer Green.

Campus awaits appearance of heir of Slytherin to activate Meyer Green sculpture

Uche Ochuba
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Feb. 7, 2022
Humor

Duo acquires Duolingo, expanding on update

Uche Ochuba
  •  
Jan. 10, 2022
Humor
A block of text explaining that there will be no indoor events and gatherings, repeated five times.

I think we might not be allowed to have indoor events and gatherings

Uche Ochuba
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Jan. 5, 2022
Humor

10 New Year’s resolutions to give up on this week

Om Jahagirdar, Ben Lees and Uche Ochuba
  •  
Jan. 2, 2022
Humor
A cartoon dog holds a duck by the neck, with Stanford and Oregon logos on them, respectively.

Stanford changes mascot to Duck Hunt Dog

Uche Ochuba
  •  
Oct. 3, 2021
Humor
Soldiers wearing British colonial soldier outfits stand outside of Stern Hall.

New Stanford alcohol policy requires reporting underage drinking, punishing witchcraft and quartering troops

Om Jahagirdar and Uche Ochuba
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Sept. 23, 2021
Humor
woman with runny mascara and single tear running down her face

Op-Ed: I’m a frosh enrolled in 22 units, and I’m doing just fine

Uche Ochuba
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Sept. 22, 2021
Lacrosse
Senior attack Katherine Gjertsen (above) was a co-leading scorer in the Pac-12 Championship for Stanford along with fellow senior attack Ali Baiocco. (Photo: JOHN LOZANO/isiphotos.com)

Unbeatables: Women’s lacrosse trounces Colorado to win Pac-12 Tournament

Uche Ochuba
  •  
May 8, 2021
Humor
MATH553 was forced to adjourn for the quarter. (Photo: Pixabay)

Lecturer leaves class in time for add/drop deadline

Uche Ochuba
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April 14, 2021
Humor

Op-ed: Hacking, not a very funny April Fool’s prank

Uche Ochuba
  •  
April 7, 2021
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