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The Stanford resume that employers are comparing to yours
Humor by Om Jahagirdar and Uche Ochuba
Oct. 17, 2022, 9:10 p.m.
Om Jahagirdar is the Humor Managing Editor and All-Time Humblest Writer at The Daily. Contact him omjahagirdar 'at' stanforddaily.com.Uche Ochuba '24 is the desk editor for humor and a contributing writer in the sports section. Contact him at humor 'at' stanforddaily.com.