As someone with little-to-no life in many ways and, therefore, far too much time to spend on Sporcle, I can (all too easily) relate to Zach’s quiz column. I might have even had a part in coming up with some choices. In any case, trivia is a very big part of my life (195 flags of the world in under eight minutes — beat that).
In the quiz spirit, I decided to include one of my own. I am an active participant in “The College Game,” but that’s been covered. I also think there will be little interest in a sports column about the periodic table, seven-letter country names or words that begin and end with “g,” so I’ll spare you some of my other Sporcling hobbies.
Now, there are fairly limitless possibilities for sports quizzes. I could go with questions like “Who has won the most Directors’ Cups?” or “Where did John Elway, Ryan Garko, Tiger Woods, Mike Mussina and John McEnroe go to school?” I could ask who has won the most women’s tennis titles or the most women’s titles in all sports. I could ask who is going to win this year’s Directors’ Cup or the all-time award for best tennis tackle. But wouldn’t it just get a little repetitive when every answer is Stanford?
Instead, let’s go for something even more trivial than titles and wins, and even more trivial than the names of colleges. Yep, you guessed it. Here’s a mascot quiz:
Hey, I know mascots!
1. University of Arizona
2. Kansas State University
3. University of Kentucky
Creativity is our policy
4. Texas A&M University
5. Utah State University
6. New Mexico State University
7. University of California-Davis
Oh my! This isn’t as hard as it looks…
8. Loyola Marymount University
9. Princeton University
10. Missouri State University
What IS that?
11. Georgetown University
12. Ohio State University
13. Virginia Tech University
14. Indiana University
Let’s make this a little more colorful
15. University of Tulsa
16. University of North Texas
17. Tulane University
18. DePaul University
19. University of Delaware
Harder, but not yet ridiculous
20. University of Massachusetts
21. University of Pennsylvania
22. University of Alabama-Birmingham
23. Western Kentucky University
Getting there
24. Massachusetts Institute of Technology
25. Southern Illinois University
26. Indiana State University
27. University of Louisiana-Lafayette
Some of my go-to moves
28. Central Michigan University
29. University of Tennessee-Chattanooga
30. Austin Peay State University
31. University of Evansville
Don’t you have more important things to know?
32. University of Wisconsin-Green Bay
33. Sam Houston State University
34. California State University-Bakersfield
35. Northern Arizona University
That should keep you busy/frustrated/questioning my sanity. For a scoring guide, feel free to use the same one as Zach’s column. And if you manage to get more than 30, let’s just say I’m sorry. You’re in the rare company of people who fill their mind with as many useless sports facts as I do.
For everyone else, take notes. Someday Stanford will have a mascot name as awesome (or terrible) as some of these.
Jacob Jaffe has announced his tree candidacy for next year. Support his sapling run and suggest possible names at jwjaffe “at” stanford.edu.