The Most Unhelpful Advice Ever

Feb. 14, 2011, 12:17 a.m.

What makes my day, more than anything else?

When people say, “You know, Robin, you really just need to get laid.”

Oh, really? Great, thanks! I had absolutely no idea. I’ll get right on that.

You know, it’s funny, I’ve been in this dry spell for months and months, but somehow it never crossed my mind once, not once, that my life would be just a bit better if I was getting laid. I must have been preoccupied with all the fun I’ve been having being constantly celibate.

And boy, what a simple, easy-to-achieve solution to all my problems! I mean, there’s really nothing more to getting laid than just asking walking up to someone and asking, right? Just look at all these people who I’m sure would have been so eager and willing to help out this whole time.

Bite me. Never tell anyone they “just need to get laid” unless you’re offering.

Happy Valentine’s Day.

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