Kisses scored and lost at Full Moon

Oct. 17, 2011, 3:02 a.m.

Successful pick-up lines:

I got a 2380 on my SAT.  Can I kiss you?

Why, yes. I am smart, hot and amazing. Don’t pass me up.

Kiss me. I’m sober.

They just put up my caricature at CoHo. Want to kiss a celebrity?

Kiss me. It’s tax deductible.

Harsh rejections:

I’ll kiss you on the cheek.

I just barfed in my mouth.

You look like a creepy grad student.

I don’t kiss people with facial hair.

That girl you just kissed has mono. So no!

— Ethan Kessinger

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