Despite the commercial success of the latest Nolan epic in the minds of film bros across America, you may have heard some wordy complaints about the blockbuster from your humanities major friends—always for some boring reason or another—you know like, “Nolan truly failed to grasp the thematic interiority of…wah…wah..wah…”

But worry not about their academic grumblings! Now you have something to spice up the beige walls of your hall’s bathroom—with art and captions still more accurate to Homer’s masterpiece than whatever gray-toned grit was plastered across your regional IMAX screens. 

Poster #1:

An important reminder for some of you—because apparently getting into Stanford doesn’t mean we know to keep a shared space clean <3 same goes for hair monsters in the drain <3 I know who you are and I’d prefer to make it home without battling another one of your beasts. 

Poster #2:

Much like the Greek Armada, we’re all living in tight quarters—so let’s keep the bathrooms from smelling too much like the moist insides of the Horse. We’re not trying to sack Troy, just do our P-SETS. 

Poster #3:

It’s okay to lose some men along the way 🙂 just please discard them properly. 

Poster #4:

And let’s not take ten years to do it, yeah? 

Poster #5:

It may be a mystery who these “Sea People” are—but let’s not make it a mystery where the flush button is. We promise it’s not coated in bronze.