Folks, it’s time to get your game ready for Full Moon – and what better than checking off all of Roxy’s favorite clandestine make-out spots around campus? If only Visitor Information Services offered a tour. Follow Roxy as she walks backward through her top five stomping (and kissing) grounds.
Frost Amphitheater
Tucked behind the Alumni Center, Frost is a place you might have only been to once: for O-Show during NSO. Well, Roxy encourages you to take a second – and third, and fourth – look. A secluded yet vast venue, it has plenty of room to romp around while surrounded by a (mostly) private perimeter of trees. Talk about an O show.
Cactus Garden
This succulent garden is a bit of a challenge to find after sundown, but the prickly pears are a relatively pointed way to keep unwanted intruders at bay. Roxy never liked her men spineless, and the landscape certainly inspires certain cacti to reach full potential. Just be sure not to roll over unexpectedly in the throes of passion, lest they turn into the echoes of dissatisfaction.
Golf Course
A long walk or a quick drive up the hill opens the possibilities of endless green. Take a mood-setting stroll under the stars or take a more horizontal approach on the groomed grass itself. Roxy’s not above letting someone take a few swings at her driving range. Just be sure to bring your nine-iron.
Green Library Stacks
Everyone needs a study break, and the South Stacks suit every fuzzy and techie’s needs. Roxy’s office hours, held late every night, can help you bang out that position paper or gain a more physical understanding of heat transfer. Perhaps a little hands-on learning? An oral exam? The possibilities, like the book titles, are endless – as is Roxy’s stamina.
Faculty Hot Tubs
The Holy Grail of hookup hot spots, the exact location is known to a select few. Roxy knows that nothing is steamier than a quick dip in forbidden waters – never mind who has been there before. Some faculty are even outright welcomed in Roxy’s book – especially those with “endowed professorships”…