Roxy’s appreciation for passion extends outside the bedroom—and onto the campaign trail. While Roxy’s best Tuesdays usually involve shirtless men and a respectable amount of wine, this past Tuesday was surprisingly “super” for a day filled with neither alcohol nor men Roxy wanted to see naked.

Why, you might be wondering, is Roxy so interested in primary season? Like Roxy, the Republican voters have demonstrated that they aren’t interested in monogamy; their inability to stick with just one man reminds Roxy of her typical weekend. And, of course, Roxy loves a heated caucus. As it turns out, politics are a great way to get the bed Barack-ing all night long.

If you’re pursuing an intellectual, political type, the best way to get blood flowing (to all their organs) is with a well-timed comment about the latest Romney or Santorum speech. Roxy can think of at least one constructive outlet for the inevitable frustration her comment will bring on.

And while Roxy’s idea of a good party involves significantly fewer senior citizens, the GOP’s stance on birth control has proven surprisingly useful. “Want to stick it to Rush? Let’s have completely protected sex right now.” Though there may be videos, Roxy certainly won’t be posting them online for any grouchy Republican pundits.

Even with the politically uninitiated, Roxy knows that the right turn of phrase can be a total turn on. “I’m definitely a fan of big…government.” “Did you hear what Boner, ahem, Boehner said today?” After Roxy drops a few hints, most people will drop their pants.