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Humor
The place of many a new's writer's nightmares. (Photo: CRYSTAL CHEN/The Stanford Daily)

News section burns out covering Trump, goes on hiatus

Sebastian Strawser
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April 29
Humor
The page on which I wrote the funniest article ever mere moments before gracefully receiving my words. (Graphic: GARRETT KHATCHATURIAN/The Stanford Daily)

I wrote a humor article too funny for you.

Garrett Khatchaturian
  •  
April 23
Humor
A Fizz hater, seconds before disaster struck. (Photo: NIKOLAS LIEPINS/The Stanford Daily)

‘H8R’s gonna hate’: Stanford start-up strips internet trolls bare

Sam Lustgarten
  •  
April 17
Humor
Our lord, whose art is heaven. (Graphic: MASON BARRETT/The Stanford Daily)

These poems’ publication prove that The Daily is biased

Mason Barrett
  •  
April 15
Humor
Sen. Feinstein attends an event to announce her 2026 bid for CA Governor. (Graphic: GARRETT KHATCHATURIAN/The Stanford Daily)

‘A win for necrocracy’: Dianne Feinstein announces 2026 campaign for Governor of California

Garrett Khatchaturian
  •  
April 8
Humor
See, if the shirt says it, then it must be true, right? (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

So long, Stanford: Humor Section dissolved after sending fake April Fool’s newsletter

Vol. 267 Humor Section
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April 2
Humor
Just tap in, just taaaaap it in. (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

Stanford croquet frosh bests star of Cal Poly

Garrett Khatchaturian
  •  
March 31
Humor
I know you want to open the Jell-O, but trust me, it's not worth it. (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

The news is too depressing, so here is a poem about a pack of Jell-O

Garrett Khatchaturian
  •  
March 31
Humor
I don't care that the plane is smiling: I still don't trust it. (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

Get me off this thing!

Sam Lustgarten and Mason Barrett
  •  
March 31
Humor
Something smells fishy here... (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

From turf to surf: Stanford Football discovers what Basa Fish tastes like

Richard Chen
  •  
March 31
Humor
Pick one, and I'm the one that ends you. (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

Ballutay | I’m better than you

Jenny Ballutay
  •  
March 31
Humor
Just take the L, dude. (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

Abrahams | I’m right, you’re wrong: here’s why

Devin Abrahams
  •  
March 31
Humor
You know, I Heart NY and all that jazz. (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

In defense of Yankees fans: The real silent majority

John Puri
  •  
March 31
Humor
It's just one more Lima Bean. Just one more... (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/Stanford Daily)

‘A Bad Case of Stripes’ review: We mustn’t forget about the lima beans

Cate Burtner
  •  
March 31
Humor
These are movie reviews, but this time, by a frat guy. (Graphic: ANANYA UDAYGIRI/The Stanford Daily)

White guy goes to the movies, reviews ‘LOTR’ and ‘Get Out’

Garrett Khatchaturian
  •  
March 31
Humor
The Swedish flag, or, the bane of my love life's existence. (Graphic: MASON BARRETT/The Stanford Daily)

To Swedish men

Sam Lustgarten
  •  
March 31
Humor
To the US government, greater than and less than is in; equals is out. (Graphic: DA HEE KIM / Stanford Daily)

Education department DEI audit finds equals sign to be ‘too woke’

Will Steerë and Riley Burton
  •  
March 31
Humor
The trolley problem, with the Caltrain as the trolley

Caltrain kills one, saves five

Garrett Khatchaturian
  •  
March 31
Humor
The Stanford Daily building.

Letter from the Humor Editor: On misinformation

Sam Lustgarten
  •  
March 31
Humor
A lemonade stand

GSB reinvents business education with cutting-edge lemonade stand

Richard Chen
  •  
March 31
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