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mr. owl

Humor
“We do not believe at this time that we will be issuing a recall. We at Tootsie Roll Industries are willing to die for the economy. Are you?” asked a spokesperson. (Photo: Tootsie Roll Pop)

Mr. Owl just tested positive for COVID-19, and he’s been licking all the Tootsie Pops

Patrick Monreal
  •  
April 14, 2020
The Stanford Daily

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