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Ruslan AlJabari

Humor
An illustrative image of what it might be like to live with MTL as your RA. (Photo Edit: RUSLAN ALJABARI/The Stanford Daily)

President’s House to replace row houses in Reapproaching Stanford draw

Ruslan AlJabari
  •  
July 29, 2020
Humor
Our writers at The Occasionally found some sheds on the market at the cost of $5,000, which is still less than what Stanford wants to charge for summer housing. (Photo: Peakpx)

Admin crowdsources alternatives to summer housing

Ruslan AlJabari
  •  
May 29, 2020
Humor
Me 'yeeting' to Norway after having to staff the NJ of Stanford dorms. Photo: RUSLAN ALJABARI/The Stanford Daily)

I applied to staff but ended up going to Norway instead after puking mid-interview

Ruslan AlJabari
  •  
Feb. 6, 2020
Humor
According to Vaden, the flu is “the body’s natural reaction to trying to visualize linear combinations happening in multi-dimensional planes.” (Photo Edit: PATRICK MONREAL / The Stanford Daily)

Beware the MATH 51 flu

Ruslan AlJabari
  •  
Jan. 29, 2020
Humor
Writer Ruslan Al-Jabari tried infiltrating big tech after he didn't get an internship. (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)

How I stormed Apple’s Infinite Loop and got abducted

Ruslan AlJabari
  •  
Jan. 22, 2020
Humor
"Please sign my petition," said Ruslan Al-Jabari (Photo: PATRICK MONREAL/The Stanford Daily)

Dorm demons stole my bike

Ruslan AlJabari
  •  
Jan. 14, 2020
Humor
When Ruslan Al-Jabari arrived home, he got a one-room single without even using any of his tiers or pre-assigning — "an absolute win" in his mind. (photo edit: PATRICK MONREAL/The Stanford Daily)

Dear R&DE, my RAs at home were the worst

Ruslan AlJabari
  •  
Jan. 7, 2020
Humor
After abruptly interrupting the on-call, I was chased by my RA and two other frosh wearing masks that had a picture of what looked like a Persis Drell-Dementor hybrid. (photo edit: Patrick Monreal/THE STANFORD DAILY)

My RA’s controversial on-call had satanic rituals

Ruslan AlJabari
  •  
Nov. 17, 2019
Humor
(Photo: Pixnio)

Frosh Council reps decide on norovirus as theme of Frosh Formal

Ruslan AlJabari
  •  
Nov. 1, 2019
The Stanford Daily

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