‘Good cops’ decide to come together and end racism
Their proposed solution was criticized by President Trump, who Tweeted furiously with tiny thumbs that racism was over and even if it were still real, cops should double down and be extra racist just for good measure!
SATIRE: “Oh for sure, I’m one of the good apples, and it’s totally fair to give me the responsibility of fixing the system,” said one cop. “I mean, I even think that murder is wrong!"
