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Garrett Khatchaturian

Garrett Khatchaturian is the Vol. 269 Humor Managing Editor. Contact him at humor 'at' stanforddaily.com or by knocking on his door. He'll know you're arriving.
Humor
Graphic of a dental checkup room, with a figure in the foreground.

Scared of the dentist? Here are some strategies to cope

Garrett Khatchaturian
  •  
Feb. 4, 2025
Magazine
Six people sitting around a table

Canadian, Greenlandic students are no longer considered international, University says

Garrett Khatchaturian
  •  
Jan. 31, 2025
Humor
The new graphic for SHPRC's newest program, 'Chaste Week' (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

SHPRC abandons Sex Week after dorm, roomcest increase

Garrett Khatchaturian
  •  
Jan. 26, 2025
Humor
A Cactus in the Arizona Garden.

Demon haunting campus found to actually be a pretty chill dude

Garrett Khatchaturian
  •  
Nov. 4, 2024
Humor
(Graphic: MICHELLE FU/ The Stanford Daily)

Tensions rise between campus Federalists and Democratic-Republicans ahead of election

Garrett Khatchaturian
  •  
Oct. 31, 2024
Humor
Football player lays down on the ground.

Stanford Football debuts new strategy: ‘The Flop’

Garrett Khatchaturian
  •  
Oct. 22, 2024
The Stanford Daily

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