Stanford anthropologists to make first contact with uncontacted peoples in effort to inflate applicant pool
SATIRE: "Our acceptance rate still hovers around four percent, which, quite frankly, is ridiculously high."
Sofie Storan
Student from New Zealand acting pretty dang smug in COVID-19 seminar
SATIRE: “Last week, I’m pretty sure she sat by a window just so that we could see people outside willingly wearing masks.”
In light of pandemic, applying to Stanford now optional
SATIRE: Dean of Admissions Mike Devlin stressed that the policy was a temporary response to the current situation, and reminded the world’s approximately 240 million 15- and 16-year-olds that it was never too early to start working on one’s Stanford application.
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