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Peter Thiel ’89 JD ’92, pictured above, co-founded data mining company Palantir in 2004 (Photo: Dan Taylor/Wikimedia Commons).

‘Celebration by fire’: Stanford Review finally meets content minimum

Sebastian Strawser
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May 25
Humor
With each passing second your grade falls down one whole letter grade. (Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons)

Style guide for your paper due in 24 minutes

Garrett Khatchaturian
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May 22
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(Cartoon by Janina Troper)

Undercover cop

Janina Troper
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May 20
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Our home and native land. (Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons)

Dear Canada: Spread democracy by invading America

Richard Chen
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May 15
Humor
Graphic that reads "Astrology Corner."

Your May horoscopes

Jenny Ballutay
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May 13
Humor
a picture of the white house at daytime

DoD introduces new policy to deal with security leaks: ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’

Ross Hamilton
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May 12
Humor
Main quad with students standing under lit up palm trees at night.

Full Moon on the Quad Bingo

Vol. 267 Humor Section
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May 11
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Four individuals stand in front of a green, moss-covered wall with two dark rectangular openings. There is a boy, a girl, a woman, and a man holding a glowing cube.

‘Skadoosh!’: Disney recasts movies with better actor(s)

Wambua Musyoki
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May 7
Humor
Oski the Bear and the Stanford Tree during the 2023 Big Game. (Photo: AL CHANG/ISI Photos)

From the Communi-Bear | ‘Fat Bear Week’ is an inhumane tradition

Mason Barrett
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May 6
Humor
The place of many a new's writer's nightmares. (Photo: CRYSTAL CHEN/The Stanford Daily)

News section burns out covering Trump, goes on hiatus

Sebastian Strawser
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April 29
Humor
An attempt was made. (Cartoon: JANINA TROPER)

Your personality based on your favorite font

Mason Barrett and Ross Hamilton
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April 24
Humor
The page on which I wrote the funniest article ever mere moments before gracefully receiving my words. (Graphic: GARRETT KHATCHATURIAN/The Stanford Daily)

I wrote a humor article too funny for you.

Garrett Khatchaturian
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April 23
Humor
President Donald Trump announces his new executive orders with his wife on his left and the new Vice President on his right. (Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons)

Stanford students react to new Vice President

Rush Bogin
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April 22
Humor
A Fizz hater, seconds before disaster struck. (Photo: NIKOLAS LIEPINS/The Stanford Daily)

‘H8R’s gonna hate’: Stanford start-up strips internet trolls bare

Sam Lustgarten
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April 17
Humor
Our lord, whose art is heaven. (Graphic: MASON BARRETT/The Stanford Daily)

These poems’ publication prove that The Daily is biased

Mason Barrett
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April 15
Humor
Sen. Feinstein attends an event to announce her 2026 bid for CA Governor. (Graphic: GARRETT KHATCHATURIAN/The Stanford Daily)

‘A win for necrocracy’: Dianne Feinstein announces 2026 campaign for Governor of California

Garrett Khatchaturian
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April 8
Humor
See, if the shirt says it, then it must be true, right? (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

So long, Stanford: Humor Section dissolved after sending fake April Fool’s newsletter

Vol. 267 Humor Section
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April 2
Humor
Just tap in, just taaaaap it in. (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

Stanford croquet frosh bests star of Cal Poly

Garrett Khatchaturian
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March 31
Humor
I know you want to open the Jell-O, but trust me, it's not worth it. (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

The news is too depressing, so here is a poem about a pack of Jell-O

Garrett Khatchaturian
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March 31
Humor
I don't care that the plane is smiling: I still don't trust it. (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

Get me off this thing!

Sam Lustgarten and Mason Barrett
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March 31
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