Watch: Holiday songs for 2020 on new album ‘Unprecedented Christmastime’
Student jazz duo Babka and Yesman bring you holiday favorites, but with a special 2020 twist.
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Putin accidentally holds summit at ‘Kremlin Dry Cleaners’
SATIRE: “I fully intended to hold my conference at Kremlin Dry Cleaners. They are a great business. I sent them my pants after I rode that bear in the lake, and they did a great job."
16 male ‘Bachelorette’ contestants forced to date each other after Clare Crawley’s surprise departure
SATIRE: The next episode is set to air on Tuesday night, under the new title “The Bachelorette: No Girls Allowed.”
Fraternity sends noise machines, saunas, sweat samples to students to recreate parties
Because of the COVID-19 pandemic, fraternities and sororities have been struggling to keep spirits high with their usual weekend festivities, but after months of being away from campus they have finally devised a strategy to recreate the parties of yore.
State legislatures make deal with Tinder to get out young, horny vote
SATIRE: In states with ballot initiatives and referendums, including California, each ballot item will be represented by two potential matches, one affirmative and one negative. Tinder’s profiles for California’s Proposition 22, which aims to treat app-based rideshare and delivery drivers as independent contractors, are an investor in a delivery app (Zac, 27) and an Uber driver (Benji, 24).
Trump allegedly sent toaster strudel to IRS as income tax payment
SATIRE: Sources close to Trump attest to his love of Plop Tarts™.
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