"Do you have any MiraLAX or prunes on you? If a certain exodus doesn’t happen soon I may genuinely need to seek medical attention.”
HUMOR: “I used to play charades with Czar Nicholas, but that young, sexy babe Betty White will get the vaccine before I do? Sickening.”
HUMOR: Impeachment is absurd. Obviously we don't have any peaches big enough to put Trump in.
Scale AI CEO and founder Alexandr Wang highlighted the importance of hands-on experience, self initiative and risk taking for aspiring entrepreneurs in a talk hosted by ASES Global Entrepreneurship at Stanford.
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HUMOR: “Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate people who lose elections but watching it grosses me out. I like lots of election losers. My cousin lost an election once in college!"
SATIRE: It is with a heart throbbing with patriotic joy that we announce the ascension of His Supreme Serene Imperial Highness Donald Trump to the newly established throne of The Holy American Empire.
SATIRE: “The idea is that if we equip every student with the emotional equivalent of a nuclear bomb, they’ll all be too afraid of retaliation to make a move."
SATIRE: "Listen folks,” said President-elect Joe Biden, “It’s this simple: A big rat calls for a big broom.”
SATIRE: "No one has ever brought such an effective policy into the White House before. No one. Nasty Nancy is too scared to cough on people. Chuck Schumer couldn’t hock up some phlegm if he tried."
Fowler, who is an engineer, best-selling author, and editor at the New York Times, gained renown as one of the pioneering whistleblowers who helped to start the #MeToo movement addressing sexual harassment and assault.