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Om Jahagirdar

Om Jahagirdar is the Humor Managing Editor and All-Time Humblest Writer at The Daily. Contact him omjahagirdar 'at' stanforddaily.com.
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detailed graphic of of human heart and surrounding vasculature

Man receives pig heart in transplant, origin story of newest Marvel supervillain

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Jan. 13, 2022
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golden text reading "2022 Happy New Year" with a tiger within the 0 character of 2022

10 New Year’s resolutions to give up on this week

Om Jahagirdar, Ben Lees and Uche Ochuba
  •  
Jan. 2, 2022
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Spiderman, big bird and baby yoda overlay a coin reading 'PANDORA PAPERS 2021'

Big Bird, Baby Yoda and other global elite exposed by the Pandora Papers

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Oct. 6, 2021
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A burrito split lengthwise

Treehouse under fire: 4-foot burrito to be cut lengthwise going forward

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Sept. 30, 2021
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A patched teddy bear.

The horrifying consequences of childhood stardom: Where are the Care Bears now?

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Sept. 27, 2021
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Soldiers wearing British colonial soldier outfits stand outside of Stern Hall.

New Stanford alcohol policy requires reporting underage drinking, punishing witchcraft and quartering troops

Om Jahagirdar and Uche Ochuba
  •  
Sept. 23, 2021
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A man performs pushups

Freak of Nature: person spotted at gym somehow exercising without earbuds

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Sept. 21, 2021
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Man with hands up signaling to stay away.

Just because you’re vaccinated, doesn’t mean I want you closer than 6 feet

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Sept. 20, 2021
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“One small step for man, one large leap for a man with much shorter legs.” (Photo: Pixabay)

Quotes that will inspire you

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
May 23, 2021
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"This is the first iPhone to come with the fridge magnet already attached. No more DIY projects." (Photo: LEO REYNOLDS/Flickr and Wikimedia Commons, Edit: OM JAHAGIRDAR/The Stanford Daily)

iPhone 12 just iPhone 11 hot glued to fridge magnet

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Nov. 5, 2020
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Waaaaa! (Photo Edit: OM JAHAGIRDAR/The Stanford Daily)

How each member of the Senate Joint Economic Committee would look as Nintendo villain Wario

Jenna Ruzekowicz and Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Oct. 22, 2020
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The NBA made the decision to hold all playoff games suspended 10 thousand feet above the Walt Disney World grounds. (Photo Edit: OM JAHAGIRDAR/The Stanford Daily)

NBA under pressure: Literal bubble above Disney World may pop

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Oct. 20, 2020
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Support for the Cleveland Browns has wavered amongst racists (Photo Edit: OM JAHAGIRDAR/The Stanford Daily)

Local racist stops supporting Cleveland Browns after learning its name isn’t a slur

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Sept. 21, 2020
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Despite facing criticism, Biden has stuck to his choice. Due to the strong adhesive on the cutout’s backside, Biden has been unable to detach his hand from the cutout since giving it a pat on the back after its unveiling. (Photo Edit: OM JAHAGIRDAR/The Stanford Daily)

Biden announces life-size Obama cutout as running mate

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
July 2, 2020
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“The walrus mustache style has an important role in this country’s history that extends beyond the presidency,” Bolton stated in a Reddit AMA. (Image courtesy of the State Department)

“Every walrus is jealous:” Bolton’s tell-all reveals Trump’s mean-spirited mustache-related remarks

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
June 29, 2020
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Follow this flowchart to find out what section of the Stanford Daily you should join. (Photo: OM JAHAGIRDAR)

Which Daily section should you join?

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
April 8, 2020
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The Stanford Occasudoku - Om Balkrishna Jahagirdar

The Stanford Occasudoku

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
April 3, 2020
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“We swear we thought it was Mac Miller”, said a SCN member who chose to remain anonymous, “We sincerely apologize for this mistake.” (Photo Edit: OM JAHAGIRDAR/The Stanford Daily)

Frost Music Festival cancels Mac DeMarco in favor of Arrillaga Late Night DJ

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Feb. 25, 2020
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The event was well attended by the frosh as well as the Western Tussock Moth, likely due to the ‘Festival of Lights’ theme. Those annoying insects that carpet every outdoor space in the spring came in great numbers—and so did the moths. (photo edit: OM JAHAGIRDAR/The Stanford Daily)

‘Festival of Lights’ themed Frosh Formal widely attended by Western Tussock Moths

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Nov. 20, 2019
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Frosh Flu Fall is the new viral social media trend where Stanford freshmen take turns puking their guts out — and then DAHA a vomit kit in their dorm’s GroupMe. (photo edit: OM JAHAGIRDAR/The Stanford Daily)

‘Frosh Flu Fall’ overtakes ‘Hot Girl Summer’ in popularity

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Oct. 30, 2019
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