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The page on which I wrote the funniest article ever mere moments before gracefully receiving my words. (Graphic: GARRETT KHATCHATURIAN/The Stanford Daily)

I wrote a humor article too funny for you.

Garrett Khatchaturian
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April 23
Humor
President Donald Trump announces his new executive orders with his wife on his left and the new Vice President on his right. (Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons)

Stanford students react to new Vice President

Rush Bogin
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April 22
Humor
A Fizz hater, seconds before disaster struck. (Photo: NIKOLAS LIEPINS/The Stanford Daily)

‘H8R’s gonna hate’: Stanford start-up strips internet trolls bare

Sam Lustgarten
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April 17
Humor
Our lord, whose art is heaven. (Graphic: MASON BARRETT/The Stanford Daily)

These poems’ publication prove that The Daily is biased

Mason Barrett
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April 15
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Sen. Feinstein attends an event to announce her 2026 bid for CA Governor. (Graphic: GARRETT KHATCHATURIAN/The Stanford Daily)

‘A win for necrocracy’: Dianne Feinstein announces 2026 campaign for Governor of California

Garrett Khatchaturian
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April 8
Humor
See, if the shirt says it, then it must be true, right? (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

So long, Stanford: Humor Section dissolved after sending fake April Fool’s newsletter

Vol. 267 Humor Section
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April 2
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Just tap in, just taaaaap it in. (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

Stanford croquet frosh bests star of Cal Poly

Garrett Khatchaturian
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March 31, 2025
Humor
I know you want to open the Jell-O, but trust me, it's not worth it. (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

The news is too depressing, so here is a poem about a pack of Jell-O

Garrett Khatchaturian
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March 31, 2025
Humor
I don't care that the plane is smiling: I still don't trust it. (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

Get me off this thing!

Sam Lustgarten and Mason Barrett
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March 31, 2025
Humor
Something smells fishy here... (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

From turf to surf: Stanford Football discovers what Basa Fish tastes like

Richard Chen
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March 31, 2025
Humor
Pick one, and I'm the one that ends you. (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

Ballutay | I’m better than you

Jenny Ballutay
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March 31, 2025
Humor
Just take the L, dude. (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

Abrahams | I’m right, you’re wrong: here’s why

Devin Abrahams
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March 31, 2025
Humor
You know, I Heart NY and all that jazz. (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

In defense of Yankees fans: The real silent majority

John Puri
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March 31, 2025
Humor
It's just one more Lima Bean. Just one more... (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/Stanford Daily)

‘A Bad Case of Stripes’ review: We mustn’t forget about the lima beans

Cate Burtner
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March 31, 2025
Humor
These are movie reviews, but this time, by a frat guy. (Graphic: ANANYA UDAYGIRI/The Stanford Daily)

White guy goes to the movies, reviews ‘LOTR’ and ‘Get Out’

Garrett Khatchaturian
  •  
March 31, 2025
Humor
The Swedish flag, or, the bane of my love life's existence. (Graphic: MASON BARRETT/The Stanford Daily)

To Swedish men

Sam Lustgarten
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March 31, 2025
Humor
To the US government, greater than and less than is in; equals is out. (Graphic: DA HEE KIM / Stanford Daily)

Education department DEI audit finds equals sign to be ‘too woke’

Will Steerë and Riley Burton
  •  
March 31, 2025
Humor
The trolley problem, with the Caltrain as the trolley

Caltrain kills one, saves five

Garrett Khatchaturian
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March 31, 2025
Humor
The Stanford Daily building.

Letter from the Humor Editor: On misinformation

Sam Lustgarten
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March 31, 2025
Humor
A lemonade stand

GSB reinvents business education with cutting-edge lemonade stand

Richard Chen
  •  
March 31, 2025
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