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Peter Thiel ’89 JD ’92, pictured above, co-founded data mining company Palantir in 2004 (Photo: Dan Taylor/Wikimedia Commons).

‘Celebration by fire’: Stanford Review finally meets content minimum

Sebastian Strawser
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May 25
Humor
With each passing second your grade falls down one whole letter grade. (Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons)

Style guide for your paper due in 24 minutes

Garrett Khatchaturian
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May 22
Humor
(Cartoon by Janina Troper)

Undercover cop

Janina Troper
  •  
May 20
Humor
Our home and native land. (Courtesy of Wikimedia Commons)

Dear Canada: Spread democracy by invading America

Richard Chen
  •  
May 15
Humor
Graphic that reads "Astrology Corner."

Your May horoscopes

Jenny Ballutay
  •  
May 13
Humor
a picture of the white house at daytime

DoD introduces new policy to deal with security leaks: ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’

Ross Hamilton
  •  
May 12
Humor
Four individuals stand in front of a green, moss-covered wall with two dark rectangular openings. There is a boy, a girl, a woman, and a man holding a glowing cube.

‘Skadoosh!’: Disney recasts movies with better actor(s)

Wambua Musyoki
  •  
May 7
Humor
The place of many a new's writer's nightmares. (Photo: CRYSTAL CHEN/The Stanford Daily)

News section burns out covering Trump, goes on hiatus

Sebastian Strawser
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April 29
Humor
The page on which I wrote the funniest article ever mere moments before gracefully receiving my words. (Graphic: GARRETT KHATCHATURIAN/The Stanford Daily)

I wrote a humor article too funny for you.

Garrett Khatchaturian
  •  
April 23
Humor
A Fizz hater, seconds before disaster struck. (Photo: NIKOLAS LIEPINS/The Stanford Daily)

‘H8R’s gonna hate’: Stanford start-up strips internet trolls bare

Sam Lustgarten
  •  
April 17
Humor
Our lord, whose art is heaven. (Graphic: MASON BARRETT/The Stanford Daily)

These poems’ publication prove that The Daily is biased

Mason Barrett
  •  
April 15
Humor
Sen. Feinstein attends an event to announce her 2026 bid for CA Governor. (Graphic: GARRETT KHATCHATURIAN/The Stanford Daily)

‘A win for necrocracy’: Dianne Feinstein announces 2026 campaign for Governor of California

Garrett Khatchaturian
  •  
April 8
Humor
See, if the shirt says it, then it must be true, right? (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

So long, Stanford: Humor Section dissolved after sending fake April Fool’s newsletter

Vol. 267 Humor Section
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April 2
Humor
Just tap in, just taaaaap it in. (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

Stanford croquet frosh bests star of Cal Poly

Garrett Khatchaturian
  •  
March 31
Humor
I know you want to open the Jell-O, but trust me, it's not worth it. (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

The news is too depressing, so here is a poem about a pack of Jell-O

Garrett Khatchaturian
  •  
March 31
Humor
I don't care that the plane is smiling: I still don't trust it. (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

Get me off this thing!

Sam Lustgarten and Mason Barrett
  •  
March 31
Humor
Something smells fishy here... (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

From turf to surf: Stanford Football discovers what Basa Fish tastes like

Richard Chen
  •  
March 31
Humor
Pick one, and I'm the one that ends you. (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

Ballutay | I’m better than you

Jenny Ballutay
  •  
March 31
Humor
Just take the L, dude. (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

Abrahams | I’m right, you’re wrong: here’s why

Devin Abrahams
  •  
March 31
Humor
You know, I Heart NY and all that jazz. (Graphic: DA-HEE KIM/The Stanford Daily)

In defense of Yankees fans: The real silent majority

John Puri
  •  
March 31
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