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The MLK Institute is located in Cypress Hall D, which critics worry is too far from campus’ intellectual hub. (Photo: Eric Lew/MLK Institute)

Stanford considering another do-nothing task force in response to calls for racial equality

Richard Coca
  •  
June 4, 2020
Humor
stanford ghosts grad students

Stanford ghosts 200 grad students

Richard Coca
  •  
June 2, 2020
Humor
300 students, at some point this week, will bite into a chocolate bar to find a golden ticket inside for a chance at Elam's job. (Photo edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Vice Provost Harry Elam unmasked as Willy Wonka

Benjamin Midler
  •  
May 31, 2020
Humor
space x satire

Q&A: Astronauts reveal they ‘really just needed to get off this planet’

Richard Coca
  •  
May 31, 2020
Humor
“At first, it was kinda nice to feel something,” recounted a Wilbur RA. (Photo edit: PATRICK MONREAL/The Stanford Daily)

RA begins literally fading away as residents forget them

Patrick Monreal
  •  
May 29, 2020
Humor
UC berkeley assu satire

UC Berkeley sophomore elected to Undergraduate Senate after controversial write-in campaign

John Coffey
  •  
May 29, 2020
Humor
Our writers at The Occasionally found some sheds on the market at the cost of $5,000, which is still less than what Stanford wants to charge for summer housing. (Photo: Peakpx)

Admin crowdsources alternatives to summer housing

Ruslan AlJabari
  •  
May 29, 2020
Humor
Are we really surprised that being single is healthier for you? (Photo edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Being single helps you live longer, so does adhering to CDC guidelines

Jenna Ruzekowicz
  •  
May 26, 2020
Humor
None of the faculty advisors noticed that a Khan Academy video was played rather than an actual thesis presentation. (Photo edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Senior passes off Khan Academy video as thesis presentation

Richard Coca
  •  
May 26, 2020
Humor
The Occasionally decided to explore Stanford in the 2010s by looking at the important trends, like the number of mozzarella sticks on campus. (Photo: RICHARD COCA and DAVID GOLUB/The Stanford Daily)

Stanford in the 2010s: Trends in stuff

Richard Coca and David Golub
  •  
May 22, 2020
Humor
Jordan Hall, which houses the psychogy department (Photo: RYAN COHEN/The Stanford Daily)

David Starr Jordan Hall renamed Michael Jordan Hall

Tenzin Kartsang
  •  
May 22, 2020
Humor
A preview of the new Core requirements. (Photo: ROGER CHEN/The Stanford Daily)

Stanford Core: Faculty propose new first-year requirement focused on ab workouts

Richard Coca
  •  
May 20, 2020
Humor
I took fewer units because I thought S/NC stood for Stupid/No-Chill. (Photo edit: Bailey Nicolson/THE STANFORD DAILY)

Op-Ed: I took fewer units this quarter because I thought S/NC stood for Stupid/No Chill

Bailey Nicolson
  •  
May 19, 2020
Humor
Trump added stamps to a questionably unconstitutional executive order. (Photo Edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Trump to suppress voting by mail under guise of privacy concerns

Richard Coca
  •  
May 19, 2020
Humor
President Donald Trump announced during a press conference yesterday that he has already been eating nickels for weeks as a preventative measure. (Photo: THE WHITE HOUSE/Flickr)

‘I’ve been doing it for weeks,’ Trump promotes eating nickels to treat coronavirus

Lana Tleimat
  •  
May 18, 2020
Humor
Dr. Hibbenschwan of the Literal Authority on Diseases recommends people get the vaccine but also stated that he recognizes “vaccines aren’t for everyone.” (Photo: National Institute of Health)

New study finds vaccine designed to protect against disease may actually protect against disease

Patrick Monreal
  •  
May 18, 2020
Humor
It's no secret that administrators have been sending out lots of emails with very little substance so we at The Occasionally have decided to summarize them for your convenience. (Photo edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Week 7 Updates: Decisive Action and Bold Leadership

Thomas Miller, Quinn Walker and Tom Westphal
  •  
May 18, 2020
Humor
A Stanford student tries out their hamster ball for the first time. (Photo edit: KIRSTEN METTLER/The Stanford Daily)

Provost announces fall quarter to take place in giant hamster balls

Kirsten Mettler
  •  
May 17, 2020
Humor
(Photo edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

SCANDAL AT THE FOHO 🤯🤭(NOT CLICKBAIT)

Benjamin Midler
  •  
May 17, 2020
Humor
X Æ A-12 boop beep bop floats peacefully in his specially designed extraterrestrial bed chamber. (Photo: Pixabay)

Grimes responds to California’s rejection of her baby’s name

Elizabeth "Betsy" Kim
  •  
May 14, 2020
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