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I forced a bot to read over 1,000 emails from my Academic Advising Director then had it write its own
Patrick Monreal
  •  
Feb. 26, 2020
Humor
Frost Music Festival cancels Mac DeMarco in favor of Arrillaga Late Night DJ
Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Feb. 25, 2020
Humor
ASSU candidate spotlight: 2 debate kids in a trench coat, provost in a mustache and more
Jackie O'Neil
and
Patrick Monreal
  •  
Feb. 23, 2020
Humor
Dorm plans on taking ‘ski trip’ to Hawaii
Kirsten Mettler
  •  
Feb. 20, 2020
Humor
After Elam’s departure, University opts to cancel all forms of creativity
Anna Mistele
  •  
Feb. 19, 2020
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Stanford researchers uncover link between increased productivity and having 6 Outlook tabs open
Patrick Monreal
  •  
Feb. 18, 2020
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In response to bike injuries, Stanford to expel students for safety infractions
Kirsten Mettler
  •  
Feb. 12, 2020
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I took 30 units and attained Nirvana
Lana Tleimat
  •  
Feb. 11, 2020
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President Marc Tessier-Lavigne literally drowning in candy grams
Kirsten Mettler
  •  
Feb. 9, 2020
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I applied to staff but ended up going to Norway instead after puking mid-interview
Ruslan AlJabari
  •  
Feb. 6, 2020
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Campus fogs up after frat party
Richard Coca
  •  
Feb. 5, 2020
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5-SURE violates Standards of Excellence, opening table as Tier 1 housing
Kirsten Mettler
  •  
Feb. 4, 2020
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Persis Drell drops PHYSICS 41E students from Hoover Tower to demonstrate gravity
Lana Tleimat
  •  
Feb. 4, 2020
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Women handcuffing themselves to men named Oscar to protest lack of female Best Director nominees
Lana Tleimat
  •  
Jan. 30, 2020
Humor
Beware the MATH 51 flu
Ruslan AlJabari
  •  
Jan. 29, 2020
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Electrocuted squirrels from failed psychology experiment freely roam campus
Malia Mendez
  •  
Jan. 28, 2020
Humor
Berkeley develops earthquake warning app, giving each California resident just enough time to illegibly scribble will onto napkin
Prateek Joshi
  •  
Jan. 27, 2020
Humor
Stanford Occasionally officially endorses Marianne Williamson for president
Lana Tleimat
  •  
Jan. 23, 2020
Humor
How I stormed Apple’s Infinite Loop and got abducted
Ruslan AlJabari
  •  
Jan. 22, 2020
Humor
Ski trips cancelled ‘cuz climate change’
Chinmaya Andukuri
  •  
Jan. 21, 2020
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