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The Stanford Occasionally is proud to endorse Persis Drell. (Photo edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

In conversation with ASSU candidate Persis Drell

Richard Coca
  •  
May 14, 2020
Humor
Some of this year's exciting candidates: a veiled mystic, an old bucket of tools, coronavirus, and a Smaller Joe Biden.

An overview of the 2020 election’s 3rd-party candidates

Lana Tleimat
  •  
May 13, 2020
Humor
The Occasionally Editorial Board is proud to endorse Marc Tessier-Lavigne.

In conversation with ASSU candidate Marc Tessier-Lavigne

Richard Coca
  •  
May 13, 2020
Humor
The image shows just one of the many inspirational quotes that The Occasionally will be having on its limited time offer only "Marc Tessier-Lavigne 2020 Calendar." (Photo edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

25 quotes from MTL to keep you motivated in quarantine

Jenna Ruzekowicz
  •  
May 12, 2020
Humor
The Stanford Occasionally is proud to endorse these candidates.

The Stanford Occasionally Editorial Board’s picks for ASSU

Richard Coca
  •  
May 11, 2020
Humor
The University's last hope: some 10-cent Box Tops. (Photo: HOWARD LAKE/Flickr)

Administration turns to Box Tops to make up budget shortfall

Benjamin Midler
  •  
May 11, 2020
Humor
That's definitely a wildlife. Or wait, is that a fish? Unclear... (Photo: Pixabay)

Director of US Fish and Wildlife Service holds press conference to distinguish between the two

Prateek Joshi
  •  
May 11, 2020
Humor
Richard spent a lot of time setting up beer pong for his mother. (Photo edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Stanford student gifts round of beer pong for Mother’s Day

Kirsten Mettler
  •  
May 10, 2020
Humor
All white Hoover fellows laugh at COVID-19. (Photo: Hoover Institution)

Hoover fellows denounce 1 war, the ‘War on COVID-19’

Jenna Ruzekowicz
  •  
May 7, 2020
Humor
“Oh, thank God,” said Americans as they breathed a collective sigh of relief. (Photo Edit: LANA TLEIMAT/The Stanford Daily)

Nothing happened today, everything is fine

Lana Tleimat
  •  
May 6, 2020
Humor
Please swipe left on Jonathan. (Graphic: ANNABELLE WANG/The Stanford Daily)

ProFros attempt to get full Admit Weekend experience by setting Tinder location to Stanford

Richard Coca
  •  
May 6, 2020
Humor
The first lesson students will be taught over Zoom: Intro to Ponzi Schemes. (Photo edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Betsy DeVos concerned that most high school grads lack skills to properly execute pyramid scheme

Prateek Joshi
  •  
May 5, 2020
Humor
One proposal for class' location is a plan to build a temporary colosseum on Meyer Green. (Photo Edit: AMY LO/The Stanford Daily)

Stanford offering new course ‘How to be a Gladiator’

Dagny Carlsson
  •  
May 4, 2020
Humor
Mehran in the middle of signature candy-throwing posture (Video courtesy of Mehran Sahami)

Professor Mehran Sahami reassures students he will continue throwing candy virtually

Tanya Watarastaporn
  •  
May 4, 2020
Humor
A model for what not do, Professor Cant wrote in an email to Daily urging professors in other departments to be “accommodating as me. It’s quite easy once you shift the burden of the labor to your Teaching Assistants.” (Photo: Flickr)

Ethics prof offers 5-minute extension as ‘generous accommodation’

Richard Coca
  •  
May 3, 2020
Humor
In the case Arrillaga does something unspeakable, your are looking at Chihuahua Family Dining Commons. (Photo: HOLDEN FOREMAN/The Stanford Daily)

Stanford establishes contingency for renaming Arrillaga buildings, runs out of names

Benjamin Midler and Nicholas Midler
  •  
May 3, 2020
The Grind
(Photo: Unsplash)

7 reasons Patrick Monreal should be elected God-King of The Stanford Daily Volume 258

Nestor Walters
  •  
April 30, 2020
Humor
This is not a photo of a hagfish, because we have to envision a world without hagfish. Plus, they are too gross and we couldn't bring ourselves to publish their picture. (Photo: Pixabay)

Alarming UN report on biodiversity loss admits we probably don’t need hagfish anyway

Prateek Joshi
  •  
April 30, 2020
Humor
The empty advertisements, now devoid of hot singles in your area, are a disturbing sight for millions of online patrons. (Photo Edit: LANA TLEIMAT/The Stanford Daily)

Nation devastated by global shortage of hot singles in your area

Lana Tleimat
  •  
April 30, 2020
Humor
Photo: GAGE SKIDMORE/Flickr

Joe Biden rounds out ticket with running mate ‘A Complete Sentence’

Jenna Ruzekowicz
  •  
April 29, 2020
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