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Lana Tleimat
Lana Tleimat '23 (... maybe '24) is the Vol. 260 executive editor for digital. She was formerly managing editor of humor. She is from Columbus, Ohio, and isn't really studying anything. Contact her at ltleimat 'at' stanforddaily.com.
Humor
‘OH, BRING IT ON’: Admin raring and ready in startling Re-Approaching Stanford email
Lana Tleimat
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Dec. 7, 2020
Humor
Newly passed Prop 22 reclassifies app-based drivers as ‘soulless meat machines’
Lana Tleimat
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Nov. 19, 2020
Humor
Old man wins election
Lana Tleimat
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Nov. 3, 2020
Humor
‘More… I need more,’ moans bloated Toyota Prius monster to cult of catalytic converter thieves in damp cavern
Lana Tleimat
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Oct. 11, 2020
Humor
‘Rise, soldiers, and let them hear your cry!’ shouts prof sending 120 Canvas notifications on day of first class
Lana Tleimat
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Sept. 20, 2020
Cartoons
Ideas for repurposing masks
Lana Tleimat
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July 31, 2020
Arts & Life
A room of mirrors
Lana Tleimat
  •  
July 8, 2020
Humor
Op-Ed: I’ve spent my whole life trying to outrun dozens of tiny elves that only I can see, so don’t worry guys, I know how to deal with quarantine
Lana Tleimat
  •  
June 9, 2020
The Grind
A personal account of the George Floyd protests in Columbus, Ohio
Lana Tleimat
  •  
June 2, 2020
Humor
‘I’ve been doing it for weeks,’ Trump promotes eating nickels to treat coronavirus
Lana Tleimat
  •  
May 18, 2020
Humor
An overview of the 2020 election’s 3rd-party candidates
Lana Tleimat
  •  
May 13, 2020
Humor
Nothing happened today, everything is fine
Lana Tleimat
  •  
May 6, 2020
Humor
Nation devastated by global shortage of hot singles in your area
Lana Tleimat
  •  
April 30, 2020
Humor
Sheltering in place, in haikus
Lana Tleimat
and
Patrick Monreal
  •  
April 22, 2020
Humor
Op-Ed: Mom’s house, mom’s rules?
Lana Tleimat
  •  
April 20, 2020
Humor
Student wakes up in dorm after 2-month-long coma, lonely and confused
Lana Tleimat
  •  
April 12, 2020
Humor
Voters love friendly puppet Hammy the Chef chosen to represent Biden in mysterious absence campaign insists isn’t his death
Lana Tleimat
  •  
April 8, 2020
Humor
Latest Health Alerts email: ‘Everyone you love is going to die one day’
Lana Tleimat
  •  
April 5, 2020
Humor
Stanford runs out of Wi-Fi
Lana Tleimat
  •  
March 12, 2020
Humor
Dow Jones plummets: ‘Somebody’ misplaced all the stocks
Lana Tleimat
  •  
March 4, 2020
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