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clip art of a robber overlays a photo of hoover tower

The top 10 most devious licks on campus

Michelle Fu and Lorenzo Del Rosario
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Sept. 28, 2021
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A patched teddy bear.

The horrifying consequences of childhood stardom: Where are the Care Bears now?

Om Jahagirdar
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Sept. 27, 2021
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A gavel striking a pile of money

Stanford freshman eager to have startup idea stolen by more ambitious peers

Matthew Katz
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Sept. 26, 2021
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Soldiers wearing British colonial soldier outfits stand outside of Stern Hall.

New Stanford alcohol policy requires reporting underage drinking, punishing witchcraft and quartering troops

Om Jahagirdar and Uche Ochuba
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Sept. 23, 2021
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woman with runny mascara and single tear running down her face

Op-Ed: I’m a frosh enrolled in 22 units, and I’m doing just fine

Uche Ochuba
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Sept. 22, 2021
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A man performs pushups

Freak of Nature: person spotted at gym somehow exercising without earbuds

Om Jahagirdar
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Sept. 21, 2021
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Man with hands up signaling to stay away.

Just because you’re vaccinated, doesn’t mean I want you closer than 6 feet

Om Jahagirdar
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Sept. 20, 2021
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A roof on FloMo at night

Things I’ve learned during my first quarter on campus

Lorenzo Del Rosario
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Sept. 19, 2021
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Look at all those happy grads! (Photo: Pexels)

Advice for the class of 2021

Lana Tleimat
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June 3, 2021
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Mercedes is in centrigrade.

Astrology Corner

Simran Tandon
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June 2, 2021
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A graphic depicting a needle and bottle with the label "COVID-19 VACCINE", with a chemical molecule floating above.

Stanford announces plan to enforce mandatory vaccination

Lorenzo Del Rosario
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June 1, 2021
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Good thing I had a childhood crush on Mr. Tumnus (Photo: PixaHive, Public Domain Pictures, Flickr Edit: SARAH LEWIS/The Stanford Daily)

So you found out your Zoom boyfriend is actually a satyr, now what?

Sarah Lewis
  •  
May 24, 2021
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“One small step for man, one large leap for a man with much shorter legs.” (Photo: Pixabay)

Quotes that will inspire you

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
May 23, 2021
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Stanford announced that in addition to continuing the 11 sports it had planned on discontinuing, it would also be adding 5 new sports. (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)

Stanford announces adding bullfighting, swashbuckling, nerd tossing teams in addition to 11 continued sports

Charlie Kogen
  •  
May 20, 2021
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Mercedes is in centrigrade.

Astrology Corner

Simran Tandon
  •  
May 18, 2021
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Meet Jackie Kennedy (no relation), director of Stanford's new MRS degree program. Also, watch a official recruitment video for the OBN sorority, Omega Beta Nu.

Occasionally Broadcasting Network: Sorority recruitment and other stories

Vol. 259 Humor Section
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May 17, 2021
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She's sacrificing the rebellion for HIM? (Photo: Pixabay)

YA side characters confused as to why strong female lead has fallen for man with personality of a paper plate

Michelle Fu
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May 13, 2021
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I may be a rational thinker, but my gams are INSANE bro. (Photo: IAN ABBOT/Flickr, ARTURO PARDAVILA III/Wikimedia Commons, Edit: SARAH LEWIS/The Stanford Daily)

Cole Rungle the Frat Boy Philosopher on logical debate

Sarah Lewis
  •  
May 12, 2021
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Front of TDX house

What to do with all the frats

Vol. 259 Humor Section
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May 11, 2021
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They need to rename the advocacy organization to "37 Sports Strong," as ultimate frisbee has been forgotten for too long! (Edit: Lorenzo Del Rosario)

Irrelevantly, Stanford Ultimate Frisbee Team stands in solidarity with 36 Sports Strong

Lorenzo Del Rosario
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May 10, 2021
The Stanford Daily

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