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The front of Wilbur Dining Hall

A truly remarkable student: To the guy before me in line for Wilbur Specials

David Zhang
  •  
Oct. 14, 2021
Humor
Mark Zuckerberg smiling in front of a presentation

Zuckerberg toys with Facebook on/off switch, revels in unfathomable power

Seamus Allen
  •  
Oct. 13, 2021
Humor
A totem pole next to a pathway leading to a building

We acknowledge our occupation of stolen land and our responsibility to honor Indigenous peoples in any way that lets us keep it

Ben Lees
  •  
Oct. 10, 2021
Humor
Blurred Underwear with Frowny Face in Toyon 3rd Floor Showers

An Open Letter to the Underwear in the Toyon Third Floor Showers

Michelle Fu
  •  
Oct. 7, 2021
Humor
Spiderman, big bird and baby yoda overlay a coin reading 'PANDORA PAPERS 2021'

Big Bird, Baby Yoda and other global elite exposed by the Pandora Papers

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Oct. 6, 2021
Humor
voice bubbles containing question marks surround a SARS-CoV-2 virus particle

‘How many times do I need to swab each orifice?’ and other COVID-19 FAQs answered

Lorenzo Del Rosario
  •  
Oct. 4, 2021
Humor
A man is pictured being swabbed nasally for COVID-19.

Nothing to sneeze at: the growing market for clean noses

Benjamin Midler
  •  
Oct. 3, 2021
Humor
A cartoon dog holds a duck by the neck, with Stanford and Oregon logos on them, respectively.

Stanford changes mascot to Duck Hunt Dog

Uche Ochuba
  •  
Oct. 3, 2021
Humor
A blurred street with a vehicle and red and blue lights.

Ended my tolerance break, got transported

Defne Genc
  •  
Sept. 29, 2021
Humor
clip art of a robber overlays a photo of hoover tower

The top 10 most devious licks on campus

Michelle Fu and Lorenzo Del Rosario
  •  
Sept. 28, 2021
Humor
A patched teddy bear.

The horrifying consequences of childhood stardom: Where are the Care Bears now?

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Sept. 27, 2021
Humor
Soldiers wearing British colonial soldier outfits stand outside of Stern Hall.

New Stanford alcohol policy requires reporting underage drinking, punishing witchcraft and quartering troops

Om Jahagirdar and Uche Ochuba
  •  
Sept. 23, 2021
Humor
“One small step for man, one large leap for a man with much shorter legs.” (Photo: Pixabay)

Quotes that will inspire you

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
May 23, 2021
Humor
Mercedes is in centrigrade.

Astrology Corner

Simran Tandon
  •  
May 18, 2021
Humor
Meet Jackie Kennedy (no relation), director of Stanford's new MRS degree program. Also, watch a official recruitment video for the OBN sorority, Omega Beta Nu.

Occasionally Broadcasting Network: Sorority recruitment and other stories

Vol. 259 Humor Section
  •  
May 17, 2021
Humor
Front of TDX house

What to do with all the frats

Vol. 259 Humor Section
  •  
May 11, 2021
Humor
It would have been so funny, if someone hadn’t stolen my idea. (Photo: ERIN WOO/The Stanford Daily)

Total bummer: Now my plan to spray unintelligible nonsense in chalk on the president’s office will seem trite

Lana Tleimat
  •  
May 6, 2021
Humor
Makes you miss the days when you weren't flaunting life-saving restrictions. (Photo Edit: LANA TLEIMAT/The Stanford Daily)

What I’ll miss about pandemic life now that I’m pretending it’s not happening

Lana Tleimat
  •  
May 4, 2021
Humor
It's pretty big. (Photo: YXO/Flickr)

Big ass skull found in desert

Simran Tandon
  •  
April 29, 2021
Humor
Pictured above is the pizza reportedly linked to the rodent infestation, next to memorabilia featuring the famed mice leader. (Photo: Pixabay)

Local Chuck E. Cheese’s unsure whether to embrace or condemn rodent infestation

Prateek Joshi
  •  
April 22, 2021
The Stanford Daily

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