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A cartoon dog holds a duck by the neck, with Stanford and Oregon logos on them, respectively.

Stanford changes mascot to Duck Hunt Dog

Uche Ochuba
  •  
Oct. 3, 2021
Humor
A blurred street with a vehicle and red and blue lights.

Ended my tolerance break, got transported

Defne Genc
  •  
Sept. 29, 2021
Humor
clip art of a robber overlays a photo of hoover tower

The top 10 most devious licks on campus

Michelle Fu and Lorenzo Del Rosario
  •  
Sept. 28, 2021
Humor
A patched teddy bear.

The horrifying consequences of childhood stardom: Where are the Care Bears now?

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Sept. 27, 2021
Humor
Soldiers wearing British colonial soldier outfits stand outside of Stern Hall.

New Stanford alcohol policy requires reporting underage drinking, punishing witchcraft and quartering troops

Om Jahagirdar and Uche Ochuba
  •  
Sept. 23, 2021
Humor
“One small step for man, one large leap for a man with much shorter legs.” (Photo: Pixabay)

Quotes that will inspire you

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
May 23, 2021
Humor
Mercedes is in centrigrade.

Astrology Corner

Simran Tandon
  •  
May 18, 2021
Humor
Meet Jackie Kennedy (no relation), director of Stanford's new MRS degree program. Also, watch a official recruitment video for the OBN sorority, Omega Beta Nu.

Occasionally Broadcasting Network: Sorority recruitment and other stories

Vol. 259 Humor Section
  •  
May 17, 2021
Humor
Front of TDX house

What to do with all the frats

Vol. 259 Humor Section
  •  
May 11, 2021
Humor
It would have been so funny, if someone hadn’t stolen my idea. (Photo: ERIN WOO/The Stanford Daily)

Total bummer: Now my plan to spray unintelligible nonsense in chalk on the president’s office will seem trite

Lana Tleimat
  •  
May 6, 2021
Humor
Makes you miss the days when you weren't flaunting life-saving restrictions. (Photo Edit: LANA TLEIMAT/The Stanford Daily)

What I’ll miss about pandemic life now that I’m pretending it’s not happening

Lana Tleimat
  •  
May 4, 2021
Humor
It's pretty big. (Photo: YXO/Flickr)

Big ass skull found in desert

Simran Tandon
  •  
April 29, 2021
Humor
Pictured above is the pizza reportedly linked to the rodent infestation, next to memorabilia featuring the famed mice leader. (Photo: Pixabay)

Local Chuck E. Cheese’s unsure whether to embrace or condemn rodent infestation

Prateek Joshi
  •  
April 22, 2021
Humor
“I’d like to stroll. Across all of them, all our beautiful… the infrastructure. I knew they’d let me visit the bridges if I said it was for work.” (Photo: Pixabay)

Biden admits infrastructure plan just excuse to go for strolls on bridges

Lana Tleimat
  •  
April 20, 2021
Humor
This could be your very own fashionable IKEA store in no time! (Photo: Pixabay)

New IKEA store just large pile of unassembled concrete and rebar

Prateek Joshi
  •  
April 18, 2021
Humor
Weed-out classes are definitely a 'vibe'... just not the one you want. (Photo: Pixabay)

Stoner upset after finding out meaning of ‘weed-out’ class

Lorenzo Del Rosario
  •  
April 15, 2021
Humor
MATH553 was forced to adjourn for the quarter. (Photo: Pixabay)

Lecturer leaves class in time for add/drop deadline

Uche Ochuba
  •  
April 14, 2021
Humor
Let's see if the classic game from developer ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS lives up to the hype, shall we? (Photo: JOSUÉ SOTO/unsplash.com)

But, like, how good is chess ACTUALLY?

Michelle Fu
  •  
April 8, 2021
Humor
Seriously, this whale is freakin' massive. (Photo Credit: Pixabay)

‘Imagine if about 25,000 cardboard boxes each contained one three-toed sloth’ says documentary narrator struggling to convey size of blue whale

Prateek Joshi
  •  
April 5, 2021
Humor
I'm glad the ship has been unstuck, but what about my large intestine??? (Photo: Artem.G and Maxar Technologies/Wikimedia Commons, oksmith/openclipart, Edit: Sarah Lewis/The Stanford Daily)

Suez Canal only the second most unpleasant blockage for anyone celebrating Passover

Sarah Lewis
  •  
April 2, 2021
The Stanford Daily

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