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The first stoplight to be installed at the Circle of Death. (Photo edit: Terachet Rojrachsombat, Elena Carlsson)

Admin declares roundabouts ‘too complicated,’ plans to install stoplights instead

Dagny Carlsson
  •  
April 28, 2020
Humor
Kim Jong-un crying in West Stacks (Photo Edit: LANA TLEIMAT/The Stanford Daily)

Kim Jong-un not dead, just lost in West Stacks

Jenna Ruzekowicz
  •  
April 27, 2020
Humor
Aww, a puppy! Aww, don't tread on me!

9 ridiculously cute Zoom backgrounds to put a smile on anyone’s face

Patrick Monreal
  •  
April 27, 2020
Humor
“Look, my team and I have played around a lot and we tend to think that Elmer’s ‘Washable Clear School Glue’ works best,” Newsom confidently informed reporters. (Photo edit: PATRICK MONREAL/The Stanford Daily)

Gov. Newsom briefs California: ‘Yes, I individually glue each hair in position every morning’

Patrick Monreal
  •  
April 27, 2020
Humor
On Sunday, President Trump tweeted "LIBERATE TAP," which stirred angry sentiments regarding COVID-19 on campus. (Photo edit: TENZIN C. KARTSANG/The Stanford Daily)

Trump tweets demand to ‘LIBERATE TAP!’

Tenzin Kartsang
  •  
April 27, 2020
Humor
Williams even notes that he takes particular interest in the different variations of Live Laugh Love signage. (Photo: CISSURZ/flickr)

Student finds solace in mom’s ‘Live Laugh Love’ wall art

Bailey Nicolson
  •  
April 22, 2020
Humor
We asked our readers to share what they've been up to while stuck inside. (Photo: pikrepo.com)

Sheltering in place, in haikus

Lana Tleimat and Patrick Monreal
  •  
April 22, 2020
Humor
Prospective frosh received virtual reality headsets in an attempt by Stanford to sway them to matriculate. (Photo: Anonymous ProFro/The Stanford Daily)

Stanford to offer ProFros virtual tour of world where it actually pays all of its workers

Richard Coca
  •  
April 22, 2020
Humor
Look at this gross public display of symbiotic affection. Get a room! (Photo: Pixabay)

Promiscuous insect feeling unfulfilled In symbiotic relationship with tree

Prateek Joshi
  •  
April 21, 2020
Humor
We're bringing you both sides of the issue. (Photo Edit: LANA TLEIMAT/The Stanford Daily)

Op-Ed: Mom’s house, mom’s rules?

Lana Tleimat
  •  
April 20, 2020
Humor
(Art: DEL PARSON/mormonartist.net)

Jesus H. Christ fined for leaving his cave post-resurrection during quarantine

Jenna Ruzekowicz
  •  
April 20, 2020
Humor
Price cuts starts at 70% off per roll for the first extra roll of toilet paper, and phase out at 30% off per roll after the 700th extra roll. (Photo: Pixabay)

Senate’s new coronavirus relief bill provides financial assistance on every single roll of hoarded toilet paper

Prateek Joshi
  •  
April 17, 2020
Humor
(Photo: wallpaperflare.com)

Housing front desk ships belongings to Marriage Pact match

Benjamin Midler
  •  
April 15, 2020
Humor
“We do not believe at this time that we will be issuing a recall. We at Tootsie Roll Industries are willing to die for the economy. Are you?” asked a spokesperson. (Photo: Tootsie Roll Pop)

Mr. Owl just tested positive for COVID-19, and he’s been licking all the Tootsie Pops

Patrick Monreal
  •  
April 14, 2020
Humor
"Charli undeniably captures the same spirit of ingenuity we try to cultivate at our different schools,” said President Marc Tessier-Lavigne. (Photo Edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Stanford announces Charli D’Ameli as 2020 Commencement Speaker

Richard Coca
  •  
April 13, 2020
Humor
Stanford's main quad

Student wakes up in dorm after 2-month-long coma, lonely and confused

Lana Tleimat
  •  
April 12, 2020
Humor
Coach David Shaw seems to be the beneficiary of the president and provost's voluntary salary reductions. (Photo: BOB DREBIN/isiphotos.com)

President and provost take pay cuts; savings to go to underpaid football coach

Benjamin Midler
  •  
April 9, 2020
Humor
Follow this flowchart to find out what section of the Stanford Daily you should join. (Photo: OM JAHAGIRDAR)

Which Daily section should you join?

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
April 8, 2020
Humor
The Biden campaign debuted Hammy the Chef for a digital address that melted voter's hearts. (Photo: LANA TLEIMAT/The Stanford Daily)

Voters love friendly puppet Hammy the Chef chosen to represent Biden in mysterious absence campaign insists isn’t his death

Lana Tleimat
  •  
April 8, 2020
Humor
"We are at risk now more than ever," explained one local serial killer. (Photo: pxfuel)

Quarantine especially difficult for local serial killer

Patrick Monreal
  •  
April 7, 2020
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