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A preview of the new Core requirements. (Photo: ROGER CHEN/The Stanford Daily)

Stanford Core: Faculty propose new first-year requirement focused on ab workouts

Richard Coca
  •  
May 20, 2020
Humor
I took fewer units because I thought S/NC stood for Stupid/No-Chill. (Photo edit: Bailey Nicolson/THE STANFORD DAILY)

Op-Ed: I took fewer units this quarter because I thought S/NC stood for Stupid/No Chill

Bailey Nicolson
  •  
May 19, 2020
Humor
Trump added stamps to a questionably unconstitutional executive order. (Photo Edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Trump to suppress voting by mail under guise of privacy concerns

Richard Coca
  •  
May 19, 2020
Humor
President Donald Trump announced during a press conference yesterday that he has already been eating nickels for weeks as a preventative measure. (Photo: THE WHITE HOUSE/Flickr)

‘I’ve been doing it for weeks,’ Trump promotes eating nickels to treat coronavirus

Lana Tleimat
  •  
May 18, 2020
Humor
Dr. Hibbenschwan of the Literal Authority on Diseases recommends people get the vaccine but also stated that he recognizes “vaccines aren’t for everyone.” (Photo: National Institute of Health)

New study finds vaccine designed to protect against disease may actually protect against disease

Patrick Monreal
  •  
May 18, 2020
Humor
It's no secret that administrators have been sending out lots of emails with very little substance so we at The Occasionally have decided to summarize them for your convenience. (Photo edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Week 7 Updates: Decisive Action and Bold Leadership

Thomas Miller, Quinn Walker and Tom Westphal
  •  
May 18, 2020
Humor
A Stanford student tries out their hamster ball for the first time. (Photo edit: KIRSTEN METTLER/The Stanford Daily)

Provost announces fall quarter to take place in giant hamster balls

Kirsten Mettler
  •  
May 17, 2020
Humor
(Photo edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

SCANDAL AT THE FOHO 🤯🤭(NOT CLICKBAIT)

Benjamin Midler
  •  
May 17, 2020
Humor
X Æ A-12 boop beep bop floats peacefully in his specially designed extraterrestrial bed chamber. (Photo: Pixabay)

Grimes responds to California’s rejection of her baby’s name

Elizabeth "Betsy" Kim
  •  
May 14, 2020
Humor
The Stanford Occasionally is proud to endorse Persis Drell. (Photo edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

In conversation with ASSU candidate Persis Drell

Richard Coca
  •  
May 14, 2020
Humor
Some of this year's exciting candidates: a veiled mystic, an old bucket of tools, coronavirus, and a Smaller Joe Biden.

An overview of the 2020 election’s 3rd-party candidates

Lana Tleimat
  •  
May 13, 2020
Humor
The Occasionally Editorial Board is proud to endorse Marc Tessier-Lavigne.

In conversation with ASSU candidate Marc Tessier-Lavigne

Richard Coca
  •  
May 13, 2020
Humor
The image shows just one of the many inspirational quotes that The Occasionally will be having on its limited time offer only "Marc Tessier-Lavigne 2020 Calendar." (Photo edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

25 quotes from MTL to keep you motivated in quarantine

Jenna Ruzekowicz
  •  
May 12, 2020
Humor
The Stanford Occasionally is proud to endorse these candidates.

The Stanford Occasionally Editorial Board’s picks for ASSU

Richard Coca
  •  
May 11, 2020
Humor
The University's last hope: some 10-cent Box Tops. (Photo: HOWARD LAKE/Flickr)

Administration turns to Box Tops to make up budget shortfall

Benjamin Midler
  •  
May 11, 2020
Humor
That's definitely a wildlife. Or wait, is that a fish? Unclear... (Photo: Pixabay)

Director of US Fish and Wildlife Service holds press conference to distinguish between the two

Prateek Joshi
  •  
May 11, 2020
Humor
Richard spent a lot of time setting up beer pong for his mother. (Photo edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Stanford student gifts round of beer pong for Mother’s Day

Kirsten Mettler
  •  
May 10, 2020
Humor
All white Hoover fellows laugh at COVID-19. (Photo: Hoover Institution)

Hoover fellows denounce 1 war, the ‘War on COVID-19’

Jenna Ruzekowicz
  •  
May 7, 2020
Humor
“Oh, thank God,” said Americans as they breathed a collective sigh of relief. (Photo Edit: LANA TLEIMAT/The Stanford Daily)

Nothing happened today, everything is fine

Lana Tleimat
  •  
May 6, 2020
Humor
Please swipe left on Jonathan. (Graphic: ANNABELLE WANG/The Stanford Daily)

ProFros attempt to get full Admit Weekend experience by setting Tinder location to Stanford

Richard Coca
  •  
May 6, 2020
The Stanford Daily

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