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The signs are fightingggg.

Astrology Corner

Simran Tandon
  •  
April 21, 2021
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“I’d like to stroll. Across all of them, all our beautiful… the infrastructure. I knew they’d let me visit the bridges if I said it was for work.” (Photo: Pixabay)

Biden admits infrastructure plan just excuse to go for strolls on bridges

Lana Tleimat
  •  
April 20, 2021
Humor
Map of Stanford campus with color-coded neighborhoods.

We renamed the ResX neighborhoods so that you wouldn’t have to

Defne Genc
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April 19, 2021
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This could be your very own fashionable IKEA store in no time! (Photo: Pixabay)

New IKEA store just large pile of unassembled concrete and rebar

Prateek Joshi
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April 18, 2021
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Weed-out classes are definitely a 'vibe'... just not the one you want. (Photo: Pixabay)

Stoner upset after finding out meaning of ‘weed-out’ class

Lorenzo Del Rosario
  •  
April 15, 2021
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MATH553 was forced to adjourn for the quarter. (Photo: Pixabay)

Lecturer leaves class in time for add/drop deadline

Uche Ochuba
  •  
April 14, 2021
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Army Spc. Angel Laureano holds a vial of the COVID-19 vaccine, Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, Bethesda, Md., Dec. 14, 2020. (DoD photo by Lisa Ferdinando)

Got my second Pfizer dose, still hate myself

Defne Genc
  •  
April 13, 2021
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Investing in good math education is also important, so that the next generation can grow up to develop profit-maximizing optimization models to increase the wealth of hedge fund managers. (Photo: Pixabay)

Study finds Americans increasingly divided into those who reject science, those who embrace science to build nuclear weapons

Prateek Joshi
  •  
April 12, 2021
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Your password is showing. (Edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Hackers steal Stanford students’ Poptropica passwords

Richard Coca
  •  
April 11, 2021
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Let's see if the classic game from developer ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS lives up to the hype, shall we? (Photo: JOSUÉ SOTO/unsplash.com)

But, like, how good is chess ACTUALLY?

Michelle Fu
  •  
April 8, 2021
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Students receive email claiming "hack." (Photo Credit: Pixabay)

Op-ed: Hacking, not a very funny April Fool’s prank

Uche Ochuba
  •  
April 7, 2021
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Seriously, this whale is freakin' massive. (Photo Credit: Pixabay)

‘Imagine if about 25,000 cardboard boxes each contained one three-toed sloth’ says documentary narrator struggling to convey size of blue whale

Prateek Joshi
  •  
April 5, 2021
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It's like the Hundred Years' War but with lower stakes. (Photo: Google Earth; Edit: BENJAMIN MIDLER/The Stanford Daily)

Humanities outlaw numbers

Benjamin Midler
  •  
April 4, 2021
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I'm glad the ship has been unstuck, but what about my large intestine??? (Photo: Artem.G and Maxar Technologies/Wikimedia Commons, oksmith/openclipart, Edit: Sarah Lewis/The Stanford Daily)

Suez Canal only the second most unpleasant blockage for anyone celebrating Passover

Sarah Lewis
  •  
April 2, 2021
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Russell Wilson (above) has been seen at all six Stanford Pac-12 Tournament and NCAA Tournament games. (Photo: C. MORGAN ENGEL/Getty Images)

Breaking: Anna Wilson is Russell Wilson’s sister

Daniel Martinez-Krams
  •  
March 31, 2021
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Combining week 10 and finals week was a great idea! (Photo: Wikimedia Commons, Edits: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Combining finals week and Week 10 was totally worth it!

Richard Coca
  •  
March 30, 2021
Humor
The signs are fightingggg.

Astrology Corner

Simran Tandon
  •  
March 28, 2021
Humor
Kennedy '23 hasn't left her room in a very long time but it doesn't mean she's not going to project herself into every missed connections post she sees. (Photo: ResEd)

Student who hasn’t left her room in EVGR wonders whether the latest SMC post is about her

Richard Coca
  •  
March 18, 2021
Humor
Having saved up enough daylight over the years, Sen. Mark Rubio announced new legislation that would end the need to fix the clocks on our microwaves twice per year. (Photo: MICHAEL VADON/Flickr)

After 49 years, man finally has enough daylight saved up

Patrick Monreal
  •  
March 16, 2021
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We passed the vibe check. (Graphic: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Stanford launches mandatory daily vibe check

Richard Coca
  •  
March 15, 2021
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