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Get em while they're hot (Photo: NUMEROLOGY SIGN/Flickr)

Astrology Corner

Simran Tandon
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Feb. 22, 2021
Humor
Is this a supportive puppy or a quarantine-dodging freshman? (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)

Students designated as emotional support animals to live on campus

Benjamin Midler
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Feb. 21, 2021
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Dr. James van Donk, an MIT chemical engineer who fell in love with his subject: a spinach plant who could send emails. (Photo: Pixabay, Edit: LANA TLEIMAT/The Stanford Daily)

I’m the MIT researcher who taught spinach to send emails, and we’ve fallen in love over correspondence

Lana Tleimat
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Feb. 18, 2021
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The tweet has since been deleted. We do not regret it. (Photo: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Fact check: Did the Faculty Senate vote to acquit Trump? No.

Richard Coca
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Feb. 17, 2021
Humor
Lou Dobbs, a 92-year-old waterskier and other headlines.

Watch: New student-designed dating app and more

Vol. 259 Humor Section
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Feb. 16, 2021
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It's time to stop listening to your friends and take advice from Disney villains. (Graphic: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Op-Ed: Why you should take love advice from classic Disney villains

Richard Coca
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Feb. 16, 2021
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Get em while they're hot (Photo: NUMEROLOGY SIGN/Flickr)

Astrology Corner

Simran Tandon
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Feb. 15, 2021
Humor
A gift with a heart

8 Valentine’s Day gifts for the man in your life

Sarah Lewis
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Feb. 11, 2021
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These are The Occasionally's predictions on what the new neighborhoods will be. (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)

ResX announces new neighborhoods

Vol. 259 Humor Section
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Feb. 11, 2021
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An exclusive first look at our new, beautiful, walled-in neighborhoods. (Photo: RON REIRING /Flickr, Edit: ALEXIS ECHANO/The Stanford Daily)

ResX to sort students into neighborhoods using dystopian-inspired personality aptitude test

Alexis Echano
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Feb. 10, 2021
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Calling all simps. (Photo: MICHELLE FU/The Stanford Daily)

The Unethicist: No one is sending missed connections about me. What do I do?

Michelle Fu
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Feb. 9, 2021
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I know you all miss me and I wanted to let you all know I missed you. (Image credit: KATE CHESLEY)

Statement of solidarity from Riva the dog

Richard Coca
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Feb. 8, 2021
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The Knicks also announced new halftime contests where fans who sink a half-court shot will be immediately drafted into the franchise. (Photo: Pixabay)

New York Knicks announce special promotion to give away first 500 fans at each home game

Prateek Joshi
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Feb. 7, 2021
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Superbowl LV will include halftime performances by such notable artists and public intellectuals such as Ken Burns, Jon Meacham, Jennifer Doudna, and Takashi Murakami. (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)

Super Bowl 2021 halftime show to showcase intellectuals and high art

Charlie Kogen
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Feb. 4, 2021
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For the first time ever, Mike Pence is ashamed to be publically Home-ophobic. ( Photo: United States Department of Homeland Security, Edit: SARAH LEWIS/The Stanford Daily)

Mike Pence forced to wander the streets of Washington after coming out as un-reelected

Sarah Lewis
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Feb. 4, 2021
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Marcus Wang ‘22, filled with delight over the prospect of talking to female students about the intricacies of the r/WallStreetBets fiasco. (Photo: Pixabay)

Econ major really freaking psyched to explain GameStop short squeeze to girls

Lana Tleimat
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Feb. 3, 2021
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Regardless of whether the ghost haunting Soto’s second-floor restroom is all in Gonzalez’s head or an actual ghost, a lot of water is probably being wasted. (Photo edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Frosh convinced that the self-flushing toilet is the ghost of the student they killed to get off the waiting list for Stanford

Richard Coca
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Feb. 2, 2021
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Depiction of oranges vomiting into a glass of water to produce La Croix. (Photo: BICANSKI/Pixnio.com)

17 signs your commitment to La Croix is taking a toll on your personal relationships

Vivek Tanna
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Feb. 2, 2021
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Pictured above: the new Doritos Flamin' Spicy Poppin' Cool Buffalo Lime flavor that will debut on Sunday. (Photo: Pixabay)

Tom Brady will start in record 10th Doritos Super Bowl commercial

Prateek Joshi
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Jan. 31, 2021
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Meet CryWithMe: the revolutionary new app that's helping Stanford students fall apart together. (Photo: Pixabay)

Move over, Amigo: This new app pairs students by frequency of mental breakdowns

Johnny Dollard
  •  
Jan. 28, 2021
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