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For the first time ever, Mike Pence is ashamed to be publically Home-ophobic. ( Photo: United States Department of Homeland Security, Edit: SARAH LEWIS/The Stanford Daily)

Mike Pence forced to wander the streets of Washington after coming out as un-reelected

Sarah Lewis
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Feb. 4, 2021
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Marcus Wang ‘22, filled with delight over the prospect of talking to female students about the intricacies of the r/WallStreetBets fiasco. (Photo: Pixabay)

Econ major really freaking psyched to explain GameStop short squeeze to girls

Lana Tleimat
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Feb. 3, 2021
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Regardless of whether the ghost haunting Soto’s second-floor restroom is all in Gonzalez’s head or an actual ghost, a lot of water is probably being wasted. (Photo edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Frosh convinced that the self-flushing toilet is the ghost of the student they killed to get off the waiting list for Stanford

Richard Coca
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Feb. 2, 2021
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Depiction of oranges vomiting into a glass of water to produce La Croix. (Photo: BICANSKI/Pixnio.com)

17 signs your commitment to La Croix is taking a toll on your personal relationships

Vivek Tanna
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Feb. 2, 2021
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Pictured above: the new Doritos Flamin' Spicy Poppin' Cool Buffalo Lime flavor that will debut on Sunday. (Photo: Pixabay)

Tom Brady will start in record 10th Doritos Super Bowl commercial

Prateek Joshi
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Jan. 31, 2021
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Meet CryWithMe: the revolutionary new app that's helping Stanford students fall apart together. (Photo: Pixabay)

Move over, Amigo: This new app pairs students by frequency of mental breakdowns

Johnny Dollard
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Jan. 28, 2021
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Stack of books

Frosh bravely enrolls in 20 one-unit wonders

Lorenzo Del Rosario
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Jan. 27, 2021
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What happens when the content well runs dry (Photo: unsplash.com)?

Stanford YouTubers left scrambling for content as distance learning drags on

Michelle Fu
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Jan. 25, 2021
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Frosh Benson Kelso thinks it'll take two, maybe three more Pink Floyd posters before he makes his first friend. (Photo: Pixabay, FELIPELBAZETA/Wikimedia Commons, Edit: LANA TLEIMAT/The Stanford Daily)

Frosh unsure how many more Pink Floyd posters it will take to make friends

Lana Tleimat
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Jan. 24, 2021
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This image is a sneak peek at AT&T's revolutionary 5G towers that will be installed nationwide. (Photo: Pixabay)

AT&T unveils new 5G technology that drops calls 3 times faster than previously thought possible

Prateek Joshi
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Jan. 24, 2021
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Gang of friends outdoor (Emotions) the gang,friendship,buddy,love,funny,portrait

Friend group impeaches Brian for second time

Charlie Kogen
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Jan. 21, 2021
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Biden took turnging over a new page a bit too literally. (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)

Inaugural address halted as Biden tries to read teleprompter by following along with index finger

Benjamin Midler
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Jan. 21, 2021
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Moral of the story: I'm right, and you're wrong (Photo: Deposit Photos)

OPINION: I’m your friendly neighborhood contrarian, and I’m here to tell you why you’re wrong

Kathryn Zheng
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Jan. 20, 2021
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Congratulations to the happy couple (Photo edit: Michelle Fu).

Biden, USA decide to elope

Michelle Fu
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Jan. 20, 2021
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First Frat-Boy of the Apocalypse (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)

Josh Hawley’s peers on his time at Stanford

Emma Parsons
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Jan. 19, 2021
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This is the photo Ancestry.com sent you of Ethel. Not mentioned at the time: She was in deep homophobic thought when the picture was taken. (Photo: Pixabay)

Ancestry.com stops beating around the bush and just tells you that Great-grandma was a Klan member

Prateek Joshi
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Jan. 19, 2021
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While Trump attempts to kill democracy, Pelosi continues to kill Minecraft mobs (Photo: The Guardian, Edit: Lorenzo Del Rosario)

Nancy Pelosi’s stolen laptop reveals her Minecraft addiction

Lorenzo Del Rosario
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Jan. 18, 2021
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Does your university want you or not? (Photo: Pixabay)

What to do if your university is sending you mixed signals

Lana Tleimat
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Jan. 17, 2021
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His Imperial Trumpian Highness on his shiny, shiny throne. (Photo: GAGE SKIDMORE/Wikimedia Commons, GEORGE BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY AND MUSEUM/Wikimedia Commons, SOERFM/Wikimedia Commons, Edit: SARAH LEWIS/The Stanford Daily)

His Imperial Highness, Supreme Serene Leader Donald Trump assumes His rightful throne

Sarah Lewis
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Jan. 17, 2021
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The monument is made of pure marble and cost approximately $27 million to construct. (Photo Edit: SOFIE STORAN/The Stanford Daily)

Stanford administration responds to recent criticism with 60-foot monument to students’ patience, courage in these trying times

Sofie Storan
  •  
Jan. 14, 2021
The Stanford Daily

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