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What happens when the content well runs dry (Photo: unsplash.com)?

Stanford YouTubers left scrambling for content as distance learning drags on

Michelle Fu
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Jan. 25, 2021
Humor
Frosh Benson Kelso thinks it'll take two, maybe three more Pink Floyd posters before he makes his first friend. (Photo: Pixabay, FELIPELBAZETA/Wikimedia Commons, Edit: LANA TLEIMAT/The Stanford Daily)

Frosh unsure how many more Pink Floyd posters it will take to make friends

Lana Tleimat
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Jan. 24, 2021
Humor
This image is a sneak peek at AT&T's revolutionary 5G towers that will be installed nationwide. (Photo: Pixabay)

AT&T unveils new 5G technology that drops calls 3 times faster than previously thought possible

Prateek Joshi
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Jan. 24, 2021
Humor
Gang of friends outdoor (Emotions) the gang,friendship,buddy,love,funny,portrait

Friend group impeaches Brian for second time

Charlie Kogen
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Jan. 21, 2021
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Biden took turnging over a new page a bit too literally. (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)

Inaugural address halted as Biden tries to read teleprompter by following along with index finger

Benjamin Midler
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Jan. 21, 2021
Humor
Moral of the story: I'm right, and you're wrong (Photo: Deposit Photos)

OPINION: I’m your friendly neighborhood contrarian, and I’m here to tell you why you’re wrong

Kathryn Zheng
  •  
Jan. 20, 2021
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Congratulations to the happy couple (Photo edit: Michelle Fu).

Biden, USA decide to elope

Michelle Fu
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Jan. 20, 2021
Humor
First Frat-Boy of the Apocalypse (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)

Josh Hawley’s peers on his time at Stanford

Emma Parsons
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Jan. 19, 2021
Humor
This is the photo Ancestry.com sent you of Ethel. Not mentioned at the time: She was in deep homophobic thought when the picture was taken. (Photo: Pixabay)

Ancestry.com stops beating around the bush and just tells you that Great-grandma was a Klan member

Prateek Joshi
  •  
Jan. 19, 2021
Humor
While Trump attempts to kill democracy, Pelosi continues to kill Minecraft mobs (Photo: The Guardian, Edit: Lorenzo Del Rosario)

Nancy Pelosi’s stolen laptop reveals her Minecraft addiction

Lorenzo Del Rosario
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Jan. 18, 2021
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Does your university want you or not? (Photo: Pixabay)

What to do if your university is sending you mixed signals

Lana Tleimat
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Jan. 17, 2021
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His Imperial Trumpian Highness on his shiny, shiny throne. (Photo: GAGE SKIDMORE/Wikimedia Commons, GEORGE BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY AND MUSEUM/Wikimedia Commons, SOERFM/Wikimedia Commons, Edit: SARAH LEWIS/The Stanford Daily)

His Imperial Highness, Supreme Serene Leader Donald Trump assumes His rightful throne

Sarah Lewis
  •  
Jan. 17, 2021
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The monument is made of pure marble and cost approximately $27 million to construct. (Photo Edit: SOFIE STORAN/The Stanford Daily)

Stanford administration responds to recent criticism with 60-foot monument to students’ patience, courage in these trying times

Sofie Storan
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Jan. 14, 2021
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The *ahem* doctor will see you now (Photo Edit: Benjamin Midler)

4th graders who stab themselves with pencils enlisted to administer vaccines

Benjamin Midler
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Jan. 13, 2021
Humor
“This guy once convinced a freshman to transport stolen coffee across campus, so he ought to be the right man to convince students of whatever trumped-up Fyre Festival crap we pull next time,” wrote Drell and Tessier-Lavigne. (Photo: PxHere and FARRIN ABBOTT/Stanford, Edit: PATRICK MONREAL/The Stanford Daily)

Persis, MTL announce machete-wielding man from FoHo exclusive to make all decisions from now on

Patrick Monreal
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Jan. 12, 2021
Humor
No need to buy those running shoes that you'll only wear once! (Photo: Unsplash)

Realistic resolutions for your 2021

Michelle Fu
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Jan. 11, 2021
Humor
The FDA also reccomends to double the number of calories listed on the label for all of these products. (Photo: Pixabay)

‘Maybe smell it first?’ recommends FDA

Prateek Joshi
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Jan. 10, 2021
Humor
Holiday favorites for unprecedented times.

Watch: Holiday songs for 2020 on new album ‘Unprecedented Christmastime’

Sarah Lewis and Charlie Kogen
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Dec. 27, 2020
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After more than a decade of undercover reporting, The Daily has uncovered what can only be called a conspiracy to fund high-stakes complex tag games. (Photo: CRAIG MITCHELLDYER/isiphotos.com)

Investigation reveals sports are just tag with more steps

Ari Gabriel
  •  
Dec. 24, 2020
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The first CHEM 33 student — who only looks like and is not actually Mike Pence — receives his COVID-19 vaccine. (Edit: Patrick Monreal/THE STANFORD DAILY)

Skipping doctors, Stanford announces first round of vaccines to go to premed undergraduates enrolled in CHEM 33

Patrick Monreal
  •  
Dec. 18, 2020
The Stanford Daily

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