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A cartoon dog holds a duck by the neck, with Stanford and Oregon logos on them, respectively.

Stanford changes mascot to Duck Hunt Dog

Uche Ochuba
  •  
Oct. 3, 2021
Humor
A burrito split lengthwise

Treehouse under fire: 4-foot burrito to be cut lengthwise going forward

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Sept. 30, 2021
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A blurred street with a vehicle and red and blue lights.

Ended my tolerance break, got transported

Defne Genc
  •  
Sept. 29, 2021
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clip art of a robber overlays a photo of hoover tower

The top 10 most devious licks on campus

Michelle Fu and Lorenzo Del Rosario
  •  
Sept. 28, 2021
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A patched teddy bear.

The horrifying consequences of childhood stardom: Where are the Care Bears now?

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Sept. 27, 2021
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A gavel striking a pile of money

Stanford freshman eager to have startup idea stolen by more ambitious peers

Matthew Katz
  •  
Sept. 26, 2021
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Soldiers wearing British colonial soldier outfits stand outside of Stern Hall.

New Stanford alcohol policy requires reporting underage drinking, punishing witchcraft and quartering troops

Om Jahagirdar and Uche Ochuba
  •  
Sept. 23, 2021
Humor
A man performs pushups

Freak of Nature: person spotted at gym somehow exercising without earbuds

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Sept. 21, 2021
Humor
Man with hands up signaling to stay away.

Just because you’re vaccinated, doesn’t mean I want you closer than 6 feet

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Sept. 20, 2021
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Good thing I had a childhood crush on Mr. Tumnus (Photo: PixaHive, Public Domain Pictures, Flickr Edit: SARAH LEWIS/The Stanford Daily)

So you found out your Zoom boyfriend is actually a satyr, now what?

Sarah Lewis
  •  
May 24, 2021
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“One small step for man, one large leap for a man with much shorter legs.” (Photo: Pixabay)

Quotes that will inspire you

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
May 23, 2021
Humor
Stanford announced that in addition to continuing the 11 sports it had planned on discontinuing, it would also be adding 5 new sports. (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)

Stanford announces adding bullfighting, swashbuckling, nerd tossing teams in addition to 11 continued sports

Charlie Kogen
  •  
May 20, 2021
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Mercedes is in centrigrade.

Astrology Corner

Simran Tandon
  •  
May 18, 2021
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Meet Jackie Kennedy (no relation), director of Stanford's new MRS degree program. Also, watch a official recruitment video for the OBN sorority, Omega Beta Nu.

Occasionally Broadcasting Network: Sorority recruitment and other stories

Vol. 259 Humor Section
  •  
May 17, 2021
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They need to rename the advocacy organization to "37 Sports Strong," as ultimate frisbee has been forgotten for too long! (Edit: Lorenzo Del Rosario)

Irrelevantly, Stanford Ultimate Frisbee Team stands in solidarity with 36 Sports Strong

Lorenzo Del Rosario
  •  
May 10, 2021
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It would have been so funny, if someone hadn’t stolen my idea. (Photo: ERIN WOO/The Stanford Daily)

Total bummer: Now my plan to spray unintelligible nonsense in chalk on the president’s office will seem trite

Lana Tleimat
  •  
May 6, 2021
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Makes you miss the days when you weren't flaunting life-saving restrictions. (Photo Edit: LANA TLEIMAT/The Stanford Daily)

What I’ll miss about pandemic life now that I’m pretending it’s not happening

Lana Tleimat
  •  
May 4, 2021
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It's pretty big. (Photo: YXO/Flickr)

Big ass skull found in desert

Simran Tandon
  •  
April 29, 2021
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The signs are fightingggg.

Astrology Corner

Simran Tandon
  •  
April 28, 2021
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I'm hot when I'm pensive. (Photo: IAN ABBOT/Flickr, ARTURO PARDAVILA III/Wikimedia Commons, Edit: SARAH LEWIS/The Stanford Daily)

Cole Rungle the Frat Boy Philosopher: 9 thoughts on love

Sarah Lewis
  •  
April 27, 2021
The Stanford Daily

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