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Om Jahagirdar
Om Jahagirdar is the Humor Managing Editor and All-Time Humblest Writer at The Daily. Contact him omjahagirdar 'at' stanforddaily.com.
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Oct. 31, 2022
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Oct. 26, 2022
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Oct. 25, 2022
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The Stanford resume that employers are comparing to yours
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Oct. 17, 2022
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Oct. 13, 2022
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Oct. 4, 2022
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Sept. 27, 2022
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Sept. 26, 2022
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Sustainability School receives $1 billion donation after typo on check to CS department
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May 8, 2022
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Corrected Marriage Pact data reveals 61.4% of Stanford is desperate for human contact
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April 14, 2022
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Stanford reveals undergraduate admissions to be April Fools’ prank
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April 12, 2022
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New regulations allow students to remove masks to cough
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April 5, 2022
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“Duck and cover!”: Light drizzle terrorizes Californians
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March 31, 2022
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Academy, Hollywood condemn Will Smith for ruining G.I. Jane 2 marketing campaign
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March 29, 2022
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Ketanji Brown Jackson makes history as first Black woman blocked from SCOTUS by Mitch McConnell
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March 27, 2022
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AI-VR-AR-IOT-NFT-QC-based Cloud Integration wins TreeHacks hackathon award for most buzzwords
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March 4, 2022
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NRA: “Only thing that stops a bad Cupid with a bow is a good Cupid with a bow”
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