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They need to rename the advocacy organization to "37 Sports Strong," as ultimate frisbee has been forgotten for too long! (Edit: Lorenzo Del Rosario)

Irrelevantly, Stanford Ultimate Frisbee Team stands in solidarity with 36 Sports Strong

Lorenzo Del Rosario
  •  
May 10, 2021
Humor
It would have been so funny, if someone hadn’t stolen my idea. (Photo: ERIN WOO/The Stanford Daily)

Total bummer: Now my plan to spray unintelligible nonsense in chalk on the president’s office will seem trite

Lana Tleimat
  •  
May 6, 2021
Humor
Makes you miss the days when you weren't flaunting life-saving restrictions. (Photo Edit: LANA TLEIMAT/The Stanford Daily)

What I’ll miss about pandemic life now that I’m pretending it’s not happening

Lana Tleimat
  •  
May 4, 2021
Humor
The signs are fightingggg.

Astrology Corner

Simran Tandon
  •  
April 28, 2021
Humor
The bill also includes provisions to add a second billboard highlighting Alamo Fireworks. (Photo: Rachel Gold)

Senate negotiates infrastructure bill down to two-mile stretch of highway near Area 51

Prateek Joshi
  •  
April 26, 2021
Humor
The signs are fightingggg.

Astrology Corner

Simran Tandon
  •  
April 21, 2021
Humor
Weed-out classes are definitely a 'vibe'... just not the one you want. (Photo: Pixabay)

Stoner upset after finding out meaning of ‘weed-out’ class

Lorenzo Del Rosario
  •  
April 15, 2021
Humor
MATH553 was forced to adjourn for the quarter. (Photo: Pixabay)

Lecturer leaves class in time for add/drop deadline

Uche Ochuba
  •  
April 14, 2021
Arts & Life
Image of Auguste Rodin's "The Burghers of Calais" as displayed at The Metropolitan Museum of Art

3D printing the next Rodin

Gabe Lipkowitz
  •  
April 8, 2021
Humor
Seriously, this whale is freakin' massive. (Photo Credit: Pixabay)

‘Imagine if about 25,000 cardboard boxes each contained one three-toed sloth’ says documentary narrator struggling to convey size of blue whale

Prateek Joshi
  •  
April 5, 2021
Humor
Combining week 10 and finals week was a great idea! (Photo: Wikimedia Commons, Edits: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Combining finals week and Week 10 was totally worth it!

Richard Coca
  •  
March 30, 2021
Humor
We passed the vibe check. (Graphic: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Stanford launches mandatory daily vibe check

Richard Coca
  •  
March 15, 2021
Humor
Hand holding phone with the Tik Tok app logo displayed on the screen with a pink to purple gradient.

‘I’ve just been so busy,’ says student who spent 5 hrs scrolling through TikTok

Richard Coca
  •  
March 10, 2021
Humor
Simran Tandon delivers this week's horoscopes.

Astrology corner

Simran Tandon
  •  
March 8, 2021
Humor
Get em while they're hot (Photo: NUMEROLOGY SIGN/Flickr)

Astrology Corner

Simran Tandon
  •  
Feb. 15, 2021
Humor
I know you all miss me and I wanted to let you all know I missed you. (Image credit: KATE CHESLEY)

Statement of solidarity from Riva the dog

Richard Coca
  •  
Feb. 8, 2021
Humor
The satire section is getting in the holiday spirit by giving you all an unwarranted, unwanted and probably unappreciated “naughty or nice” list. (Photo Edit: LANA TLEIMAT/The Stanford Daily)

The Stanford Occasionally’s 2020 ‘Naughty or Nice’ list

Vol. 258 Satire Section
  •  
Nov. 19, 2020
Humor
“Of course we value the human-shaped meat machines that make up the Uber fleet,” said Uber CEO Dara Khosrowshahi (Photo: Unsplash)

Newly passed Prop 22 reclassifies app-based drivers as ‘soulless meat machines’

Lana Tleimat
  •  
Nov. 19, 2020
Humor
In a final, desperate attempt to make her ongoing anti-bullying campaign, Be Best, accomplish something, Melania Trump introduces the new “Mutually Assured Emotional Destruction” (MAED) Initiative. (Official White House Photo: ANDREA HANKS, Photo Edit: SARAH LEWIS/The Stanford Daily)

Melania Trump announces new ‘Mutually Assured Emotional Destruction’ initiative of Be Best anti-bullying campaign

Sarah Lewis
  •  
Nov. 17, 2020
Humor
Vladimir Putin recently held a conference at Kremlin Dry Cleaners, raising questions about the intended location of the conference. (Photo: ARTEM SVETLOV/Wikimedia Commons)

Putin accidentally holds summit at ‘Kremlin Dry Cleaners’

Charlie Kogen
  •  
Nov. 17, 2020
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