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First Frat-Boy of the Apocalypse (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)

Josh Hawley’s peers on his time at Stanford

Emma Parsons
  •  
Jan. 19, 2021
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This is the photo Ancestry.com sent you of Ethel. Not mentioned at the time: She was in deep homophobic thought when the picture was taken. (Photo: Pixabay)

Ancestry.com stops beating around the bush and just tells you that Great-grandma was a Klan member

Prateek Joshi
  •  
Jan. 19, 2021
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While Trump attempts to kill democracy, Pelosi continues to kill Minecraft mobs (Photo: The Guardian, Edit: Lorenzo Del Rosario)

Nancy Pelosi’s stolen laptop reveals her Minecraft addiction

Lorenzo Del Rosario
  •  
Jan. 18, 2021
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Does your university want you or not? (Photo: Pixabay)

What to do if your university is sending you mixed signals

Lana Tleimat
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Jan. 17, 2021
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His Imperial Trumpian Highness on his shiny, shiny throne. (Photo: GAGE SKIDMORE/Wikimedia Commons, GEORGE BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY AND MUSEUM/Wikimedia Commons, SOERFM/Wikimedia Commons, Edit: SARAH LEWIS/The Stanford Daily)

His Imperial Highness, Supreme Serene Leader Donald Trump assumes His rightful throne

Sarah Lewis
  •  
Jan. 17, 2021
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The monument is made of pure marble and cost approximately $27 million to construct. (Photo Edit: SOFIE STORAN/The Stanford Daily)

Stanford administration responds to recent criticism with 60-foot monument to students’ patience, courage in these trying times

Sofie Storan
  •  
Jan. 14, 2021
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The *ahem* doctor will see you now (Photo Edit: Benjamin Midler)

4th graders who stab themselves with pencils enlisted to administer vaccines

Benjamin Midler
  •  
Jan. 13, 2021
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“This guy once convinced a freshman to transport stolen coffee across campus, so he ought to be the right man to convince students of whatever trumped-up Fyre Festival crap we pull next time,” wrote Drell and Tessier-Lavigne. (Photo: PxHere and FARRIN ABBOTT/Stanford, Edit: PATRICK MONREAL/The Stanford Daily)

Persis, MTL announce machete-wielding man from FoHo exclusive to make all decisions from now on

Patrick Monreal
  •  
Jan. 12, 2021
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No need to buy those running shoes that you'll only wear once! (Photo: Unsplash)

Realistic resolutions for your 2021

Michelle Fu
  •  
Jan. 11, 2021
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The FDA also reccomends to double the number of calories listed on the label for all of these products. (Photo: Pixabay)

‘Maybe smell it first?’ recommends FDA

Prateek Joshi
  •  
Jan. 10, 2021
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Holiday favorites for unprecedented times.

Watch: Holiday songs for 2020 on new album ‘Unprecedented Christmastime’

Sarah Lewis and Charlie Kogen
  •  
Dec. 27, 2020
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After more than a decade of undercover reporting, The Daily has uncovered what can only be called a conspiracy to fund high-stakes complex tag games. (Photo: CRAIG MITCHELLDYER/isiphotos.com)

Investigation reveals sports are just tag with more steps

Ari Gabriel
  •  
Dec. 24, 2020
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The first CHEM 33 student — who only looks like and is not actually Mike Pence — receives his COVID-19 vaccine. (Edit: Patrick Monreal/THE STANFORD DAILY)

Skipping doctors, Stanford announces first round of vaccines to go to premed undergraduates enrolled in CHEM 33

Patrick Monreal
  •  
Dec. 18, 2020
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Stanford’s president and provost offered a sunny take on the possibility of students coming to campus for the winter. (Photo: osep.stanford.edu)

Campus Conversations reassures students about winter return

Nathan Phuong
  •  
Dec. 10, 2020
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Provost Persis Drell, who isn't worried about "SOME PUNY LITTLE SISSY VIRUS." (Photo: L.A. CICERO/Stanford News Service)

‘OH, BRING IT ON’: Admin raring and ready in startling Re-Approaching Stanford email

Lana Tleimat
  •  
Dec. 7, 2020
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Freshman sports writer Shan Reddy (above) breaks up a pass intended for a Cal wide receiver. Great secondary play for the Cardinal kept The Stanford Daily competitive in the game. (Courtesy of The Daily Californian)

A heartfelt letter to The Daily Cal

Vol. 258 Satire Section
  •  
Dec. 2, 2020
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The satire section is getting in the holiday spirit by giving you all an unwarranted, unwanted and probably unappreciated “naughty or nice” list. (Photo Edit: LANA TLEIMAT/The Stanford Daily)

The Stanford Occasionally’s 2020 ‘Naughty or Nice’ list

Vol. 258 Satire Section
  •  
Nov. 19, 2020
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“Of course we value the human-shaped meat machines that make up the Uber fleet,” said Uber CEO Dara Khosrowshahi (Photo: Unsplash)

Newly passed Prop 22 reclassifies app-based drivers as ‘soulless meat machines’

Lana Tleimat
  •  
Nov. 19, 2020
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Student heeds Hoover Fellow and Stanford Faculty member Scott Atlas' call to "rise up" against local public health orders. (Photo Edit: MALLORY HARRIS/The Stanford Daily)

Campus COVID-19 outbreaks traced to students heeding call from faculty to ‘rise up’

Mallory Harris and Alex Sherman
  •  
Nov. 19, 2020
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In a final, desperate attempt to make her ongoing anti-bullying campaign, Be Best, accomplish something, Melania Trump introduces the new “Mutually Assured Emotional Destruction” (MAED) Initiative. (Official White House Photo: ANDREA HANKS, Photo Edit: SARAH LEWIS/The Stanford Daily)

Melania Trump announces new ‘Mutually Assured Emotional Destruction’ initiative of Be Best anti-bullying campaign

Sarah Lewis
  •  
Nov. 17, 2020
The Stanford Daily

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