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A hand writes on a piece of paper on a desk with a cup of coffee in the background.

Report: Sorry, no article this week — busy with midterms

Ben Lees
  •  
Feb. 14, 2022
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a silhouette of Cupid wielding his bow and arrow

NRA: “Only thing that stops a bad Cupid with a bow is a good Cupid with a bow”

Om Jahagirdar
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Feb. 13, 2022
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An infant in a Stanford tree shirt in a booster seat in a car

Students over the age of 12 confused about new booster mandate

Michelle Fu
  •  
Feb. 10, 2022
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Mice pence on a podium with the presidential seal giving a speech

Fleeing Trump supporters, Mike Pence takes refuge at Stanford University

Seamus Allen
  •  
Feb. 9, 2022
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The sculpture entitled 'Hello' on Meyer Green.

Campus awaits appearance of heir of Slytherin to activate Meyer Green sculpture

Uche Ochuba
  •  
Feb. 7, 2022
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The Joe Rogan Experience podcast logo and Spotify page on two separate monitors

Spotify to become Joe Rogan’s exclusive streaming platform

Cassidy Dalva
  •  
Feb. 6, 2022
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A smartphone displays the Amazon logo.

In historic merger, Amazon acquires entire rest of stock market

Seamus Allen
  •  
Feb. 2, 2022
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a glass jar of cannabis leaves in a scientific lab

Vaccine-hesitant conservatives face dilemma upon learning CBD prevents COVID-19

Ben Lees
  •  
Feb. 1, 2022
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A man wears a virtual reality headset, facing to the right under blue light.

North American Interfraternity Conference rebranding as Meta Housr

Cassidy Dalva
  •  
Jan. 31, 2022
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a tape measure

Student distraught to discover that her Zoom crush is actually 5’4

Michelle Fu
  •  
Jan. 27, 2022
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covid update email

Build your own Stanford COVID update

Seamus Allen
  •  
Jan. 25, 2022
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Entrance to Crothers Hall.

Crothers no longer all-frosh due to Judge Crothers’ haunting

Ben Lees
  •  
Jan. 24, 2022
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Rapid COVID-19 Test

Rapid test shortage on campus leads to rise of mafia

Cassidy Dalva
  •  
Jan. 23, 2022
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Blurred scenes of a DJ at a party with multi-colored lights.

Are Zoom parties worth the hype?

Cassidy Dalva
  •  
Jan. 20, 2022
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Lake Lagunita behind a sign explaining why it is empty

Annual Lake Lag skinny dipping event canceled

Ben Lees
  •  
Jan. 19, 2022
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Alignment Chart of Stanford-Associated Bodies of Water

Stanford-Associated ‘Bodies’ of ‘Water’ alignment chart

Sosi Day
  •  
Jan. 18, 2022
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detailed graphic of of human heart and surrounding vasculature

Man receives pig heart in transplant, origin story of newest Marvel supervillain

Om Jahagirdar
  •  
Jan. 13, 2022
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A tent pitched in front of the Stanford Dish

15 places you can sleep if your roommate tests positive for COVID-19

Kathryn Zheng, Lorenzo Del Rosario and Michelle Fu
  •  
Jan. 11, 2022
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A sign that reads "Mergers and Acquisitions".

Duo acquires Duolingo, expanding on update

Uche Ochuba
  •  
Jan. 10, 2022
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Student moving into a storage container in the Tresidder Parking Lot

Running out of isolation spaces, Stanford begins storing COVID-positive students in Collegeboxes units

Patrick Monreal
  •  
Jan. 9, 2022
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