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Seriously, this whale is freakin' massive. (Photo Credit: Pixabay)

‘Imagine if about 25,000 cardboard boxes each contained one three-toed sloth’ says documentary narrator struggling to convey size of blue whale

Prateek Joshi
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April 5, 2021
Humor
It's like the Hundred Years' War but with lower stakes. (Photo: Google Earth; Edit: BENJAMIN MIDLER/The Stanford Daily)

Humanities outlaw numbers

Benjamin Midler
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April 4, 2021
Humor
I'm glad the ship has been unstuck, but what about my large intestine??? (Photo: Artem.G and Maxar Technologies/Wikimedia Commons, oksmith/openclipart, Edit: Sarah Lewis/The Stanford Daily)

Suez Canal only the second most unpleasant blockage for anyone celebrating Passover

Sarah Lewis
  •  
April 2, 2021
Humor
Russell Wilson (above) has been seen at all six Stanford Pac-12 Tournament and NCAA Tournament games. (Photo: C. MORGAN ENGEL/Getty Images)

Breaking: Anna Wilson is Russell Wilson’s sister

Daniel Martinez-Krams
  •  
March 31, 2021
Humor
Combining week 10 and finals week was a great idea! (Photo: Wikimedia Commons, Edits: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Combining finals week and Week 10 was totally worth it!

Richard Coca
  •  
March 30, 2021
Humor
The signs are fightingggg.

Astrology Corner

Simran Tandon
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March 28, 2021
Humor
Kennedy '23 hasn't left her room in a very long time but it doesn't mean she's not going to project herself into every missed connections post she sees. (Photo: ResEd)

Student who hasn’t left her room in EVGR wonders whether the latest SMC post is about her

Richard Coca
  •  
March 18, 2021
Humor
Having saved up enough daylight over the years, Sen. Mark Rubio announced new legislation that would end the need to fix the clocks on our microwaves twice per year. (Photo: MICHAEL VADON/Flickr)

After 49 years, man finally has enough daylight saved up

Patrick Monreal
  •  
March 16, 2021
Humor
We passed the vibe check. (Graphic: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Stanford launches mandatory daily vibe check

Richard Coca
  •  
March 15, 2021
Humor
Humorscopes a-plenty!

Astrology Corner

Simran Tandon
  •  
March 14, 2021
Humor
"The Pfizer recipients taste better than the Moderna ones, but I'll take what I can get." (Photo: ROGELIO GALAVIZ/Flickr, Edit: SARAH LEWIS/The Stanford Daily)

Local vampires seduce med students to suck the vaccine right out of their veins

Sarah Lewis
  •  
March 11, 2021
Humor
Hand holding phone with the Tik Tok app logo displayed on the screen with a pink to purple gradient.

‘I’ve just been so busy,’ says student who spent 5 hrs scrolling through TikTok

Richard Coca
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March 10, 2021
Humor
A successful sorority applicant trying to find the financial aid office. (Photo: BENJAMIN MIDLER/The Stanford Daily)

As part of pandemic revisions, Greek life takes new approach to alcohol, classism

Benjamin Midler
  •  
March 9, 2021
Humor
Simran Tandon delivers this week's horoscopes.

Astrology corner

Simran Tandon
  •  
March 8, 2021
Humor
You know you're thinking about it. (Photo: RICHARD THOMAS/iStock)

Need a career change? Become my personal assistant

Richard Coca
  •  
March 7, 2021
Humor
Everyone does it. The Occasionally knows all the best spots. (Photo: Pixabay)

The best places to cry on campus, ranked

Michael Espinosa
  •  
March 4, 2021
Truly a worrying situation. (Illustration: MICHELLE FU/The Stanford Daily)

The Unethicist: My little sister is taller than me. What now?

Michelle Fu
  •  
March 3, 2021
Humor
Simran Tandon delivers this week's horoscopes.

Astrology Corner

Simran Tandon
  •  
March 2, 2021
Humor
A 100% accurate size comparison between Alaska and puny little Texas. (Photo: Wikimedia Commons, Edit: LORENZO DEL ROSARIO/The Stanford Daily)

Alaska prepares to wage war against Texas

Lorenzo Del Rosario
  •  
Feb. 28, 2021
Humor
The app's new 'primal scream' function in action. (Illustrated by Hannah Jeoung)

Zoom announces new visual and audio features including rally filters and primal screams

Richard Coca
  •  
Feb. 25, 2021
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