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Of all the things to happen, we honestly couldn't have predicted this. (Photo Edit: KATHRYN ZHENG)

Starbucks CEO relieved ‘War on Christmas’ no longer his responsibility

Kathryn Zheng
  •  
Oct. 8, 2020
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Holly Aarons '23 prepares to explain that she just doesn't know how her American classmates can bear it. (Photo: Freepik)

Student from New Zealand acting pretty dang smug in COVID-19 seminar

Sofie Storan
  •  
Oct. 8, 2020
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All of her plants are named after characters from 'The Office' (Photo: PickPik.com)

Frosh confident that seventh succulent will finally fill the pit of loneliness growing inside them

Simran Tandon
  •  
Oct. 7, 2020
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Students are enjoying Cardinal Nights now more than ever (Photo: Cardinal Nights)

Cardinal Nights reports record in-person attendance

Benjamin Midler
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Oct. 7, 2020
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VOTE! Seriously, not a joke! (Photo: Pixabay)

Republican Party decries nation’s dependence on bloated government bureaucracy to count election ballots

Prateek Joshi
  •  
Oct. 6, 2020
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Try these stylish glasses to cure your fatigue! (Photo: needpix.com)

Red light glasses peddled as cure for ‘Zoom fatigue’

Alyssa Krull
  •  
Oct. 6, 2020
Humor
The Stanford Occasionally

Watch: Stanford frosh intends to celebrate FMOTQ at home and other headlines

Vol. 258 Satire Section
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Oct. 5, 2020
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He might be cute but he's probably a murderer (Photo edit: LANA TLEIMAT/The Stanford Daily, Photo: KEVIN HSU/The Stanford Daily)

Student with imposter syndrome found crawling through campus ventilation systems

Lorenzo Del Rosario
  •  
Oct. 5, 2020
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In an act of compassion, the department decided it would assess juggling and periodic table memorization separately (PATRICK MONREAL/The Stanford Daily).

Chemistry dept. amends weekly exam requiring students to juggle beakers on camera while reciting the periodic table from memory

Patrick Monreal
  •  
Oct. 5, 2020
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According to multiple sources, President Donald Trump sent a toaster strudel to the IRS in 2012, despite being advised not to do so by his personal attorney. (Photo: MIKE LICHT)

Trump allegedly sent toaster strudel to IRS as income tax payment

Charlie Kogen
  •  
Oct. 4, 2020
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Even for not being in "mint-condition," they were still pretty cheap. (Photo Edit: EMMA PARSONS/The Stanford Daily)

Vaden wonders if bulk deal on used condoms was worth it

Emma Parsons
  •  
Oct. 4, 2020
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Vice Provost for Student Affairs Susie Brubaker-Cole noted in her response that it’s harder for students to criticize policies they are not aware of. (Photo: ALLISON HARMAN/The Stanford Daily)

Stanford administrators promise to talk to ‘at least one student’ before rolling out campus-wide policies

Richard Coca
  •  
Oct. 1, 2020
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The announcement came as a source of relief to the world’s 120 million 17-year-olds, who will no longer be required to submit their applications.(Photo: LINDA A. CICERO/Stanford News Service)

In light of pandemic, applying to Stanford now optional

Sofie Storan
  •  
Oct. 1, 2020
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Looks like a stove to you? Nope, it's a waste of space (Photo: PickPic)

Stanford R&DE removes kitchen shelves, walls, stoves, ovens, utensils and floors to keep students on meal plan

Defne Genc
  •  
Sept. 30, 2020
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There must be at least one smart person on Venus too. (Photo: Pixabay)

Scientists hypothesize that discovery of phosphine on Venus provides evidence of intelligent life on Earth

Prateek Joshi
  •  
Sept. 29, 2020
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“I really don’t get why people are so fired-up about this,” said Denise Johnston. (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)

‘Gender reveals are still the hottest parties of the season,’ say white women dangerously oblivious to current events

Emma Parsons
  •  
Sept. 29, 2020
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Hey boy, are you sin(pi/2)? Because you're the (1) (Photo: unsplash.com)

Student tries to profess love for hot TA through pointed questions in Zoom chat

Michelle Fu
  •  
Sept. 28, 2020
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Due to the COVID-19 pandemic, the Fyre Festival will be making a return via Zoom (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)

Fyre Festival 2: Electric Boogaloo

Robert Castaneros
  •  
Sept. 28, 2020
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Have you ever met anyone more instantly hateable? (Photo: GAGE SKIDMORE)

Ted Cruz relevant again, unfortunately

Kathryn Zheng
  •  
Sept. 27, 2020
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A sneak peak at the Spyware app. (Photo Edit: KIRSTEN METTLER/The Stanford Daily)

Stanford student creates TikTok clone called ‘Spyware’

Kirsten Mettler
  •  
Sept. 27, 2020
The Stanford Daily

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