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Come on, we are all waiting for that email informing us we are not returning in the winter. Prepare with a Dirty Drell! (Photo: Pikrepo)

5 cocktails to help you cope with the fact you’re not coming back in the winter

Patrick Monreal and Richard Coca
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Nov. 3, 2020
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I'm pretty sure this is algebra, but I wouldn't know (Photo: Unsplash)

My math professor apparently reads my articles, so I’m writing this one just for her

Michelle Fu
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Nov. 2, 2020
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Students jumping up and down for a DJ

Fraternity sends noise machines, saunas, sweat samples to students to recreate parties

Charlie Kogen
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Nov. 2, 2020
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A cherub dedicated by the People of Praise to Supreme Court Justice Amy “C’mon-At-Least-I’m-Not-Kavanaugh” Barrett. (Photo: Pixabay)

‘Church/State,’ a poem by Amy Coney Barrett

Elizabeth "Betsy" Kim
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Nov. 1, 2020
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Photo: BOB DREBIN/isiphotos.com, Graphic: CYBELE ZHANG/The Stanford Daily

A Stanford Athletics Halloween

Cybele Zhang and Jeremy Rubin
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Oct. 31, 2020
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Football coach David Shaw explaining to players how to catch anything — even COVID.(DON FERIA/isiphotos.com)

Coach Shaw unveils new training regime to help his players learn ‘how to catch things’

Benjamin Midler
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Oct. 29, 2020
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Buy Seasonal Depression while supplies last! (Photo: Pixby, Edit: Simran Tandon)

Seasonal depression: Your regular depression, now in pumpkin spice

Simran Tandon
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Oct. 28, 2020
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Contrary to the name, Classics majors do not study classical music. (Photo Edit: LORENZO DEL ROSARIO/The Stanford Daily)

Classics majors feel threatened by movement to abolish Stanford Greek life

Lorenzo Del Rosario
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Oct. 27, 2020
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"It's self care," Jason Lin said to himself as he proceeded to further his downward spiral (Photo: Unsplash.com)

Student resolves that he’ll raise his grades right before taking fifth consecutive self-care day

Michelle Fu
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Oct. 26, 2020
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Yale's campus, where only around 44% of undergraduates are white. (Photo: Pixabay)

Yale University establishes committee to help white applicants

Lorenzo Del Rosario
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Oct. 25, 2020
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Video: The Stanford Occasionally

Watch: Researchers endeavor to ‘do shit to mice’ and other stories

Vol. 258 Satire Section
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Oct. 22, 2020
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Waaaaa! (Photo Edit: OM JAHAGIRDAR/The Stanford Daily)

How each member of the Senate Joint Economic Committee would look as Nintendo villain Wario

Jenna Ruzekowicz and Om Jahagirdar
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Oct. 22, 2020
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RYAN COHEN/The Stanford Daily

Hoover Institution now asking whether the name ‘Jordan Hall’ is available

Benjamin Midler
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Oct. 21, 2020
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The NBA made the decision to hold all playoff games suspended 10 thousand feet above the Walt Disney World grounds. (Photo Edit: OM JAHAGIRDAR/The Stanford Daily)

NBA under pressure: Literal bubble above Disney World may pop

Om Jahagirdar
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Oct. 20, 2020
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Spooky! Party City unveils new costume: ‘Sexy Witch McConnell’

Emma Parsons
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Oct. 19, 2020
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Exterior of the Vaden Health Center building

In effort to reach more students, CAPS renames itself Stanford Missed Connections

Simran Tandon
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Oct. 18, 2020
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The Amazon Rainforest, home to hundreds of potential Stanford applicants. (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)

Stanford anthropologists to make first contact with uncontacted peoples in effort to inflate applicant pool

Sofie Storan
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Oct. 18, 2020
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Diana Johnson ’24 when she realized that without a vaccine, she would have to hang out with her roommate's friends. (Photo: Pixabay)

‘Game-changing’ COVID-19 vaccine developed by student after discovering she has to be in the same household pod as her roommate’s friends

Defne Genc
  •  
Oct. 15, 2020
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Because of the Tinder deal, politicians like Joe Biden have to broaden their sex appeal to get young voters to swipe right. (Photo: Gage Skidmore)

State legislatures make deal with Tinder to get out young, horny vote

Charlie Kogen
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Oct. 15, 2020
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A new element is dedicated to Chem 33 students (Photo: Benjamin Midler/Stanford Daily)

Chemistry department discovers new element: Fu

Benjamin Midler
  •  
Oct. 14, 2020
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