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Makes you miss the days when you weren't flaunting life-saving restrictions. (Photo Edit: LANA TLEIMAT/The Stanford Daily)

What I’ll miss about pandemic life now that I’m pretending it’s not happening

Lana Tleimat
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May 4, 2021
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It's pretty big. (Photo: YXO/Flickr)

Big ass skull found in desert

Simran Tandon
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April 29, 2021
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The signs are fightingggg.

Astrology Corner

Simran Tandon
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April 28, 2021
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I'm hot when I'm pensive. (Photo: IAN ABBOT/Flickr, ARTURO PARDAVILA III/Wikimedia Commons, Edit: SARAH LEWIS/The Stanford Daily)

Cole Rungle the Frat Boy Philosopher: 9 thoughts on love

Sarah Lewis
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April 27, 2021
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The bill also includes provisions to add a second billboard highlighting Alamo Fireworks. (Photo: Rachel Gold)

Senate negotiates infrastructure bill down to two-mile stretch of highway near Area 51

Prateek Joshi
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April 26, 2021
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Pictured above is the pizza reportedly linked to the rodent infestation, next to memorabilia featuring the famed mice leader. (Photo: Pixabay)

Local Chuck E. Cheese’s unsure whether to embrace or condemn rodent infestation

Prateek Joshi
  •  
April 22, 2021
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The signs are fightingggg.

Astrology Corner

Simran Tandon
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April 21, 2021
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“I’d like to stroll. Across all of them, all our beautiful… the infrastructure. I knew they’d let me visit the bridges if I said it was for work.” (Photo: Pixabay)

Biden admits infrastructure plan just excuse to go for strolls on bridges

Lana Tleimat
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April 20, 2021
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Map of Stanford campus with color-coded neighborhoods.

We renamed the ResX neighborhoods so that you wouldn’t have to

Defne Genc
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April 19, 2021
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This could be your very own fashionable IKEA store in no time! (Photo: Pixabay)

New IKEA store just large pile of unassembled concrete and rebar

Prateek Joshi
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April 18, 2021
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Weed-out classes are definitely a 'vibe'... just not the one you want. (Photo: Pixabay)

Stoner upset after finding out meaning of ‘weed-out’ class

Lorenzo Del Rosario
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April 15, 2021
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MATH553 was forced to adjourn for the quarter. (Photo: Pixabay)

Lecturer leaves class in time for add/drop deadline

Uche Ochuba
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April 14, 2021
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Army Spc. Angel Laureano holds a vial of the COVID-19 vaccine, Walter Reed National Military Medical Center, Bethesda, Md., Dec. 14, 2020. (DoD photo by Lisa Ferdinando)

Got my second Pfizer dose, still hate myself

Defne Genc
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April 13, 2021
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Investing in good math education is also important, so that the next generation can grow up to develop profit-maximizing optimization models to increase the wealth of hedge fund managers. (Photo: Pixabay)

Study finds Americans increasingly divided into those who reject science, those who embrace science to build nuclear weapons

Prateek Joshi
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April 12, 2021
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Your password is showing. (Edit: RICHARD COCA/The Stanford Daily)

Hackers steal Stanford students’ Poptropica passwords

Richard Coca
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April 11, 2021
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Naroditsky left a legacy of chess mastery and education in the eyes of all who knew and loved him.(Photo: JOSUÉ SOTO/unsplash.com)

But, like, how good is chess ACTUALLY?

Michelle Fu
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April 8, 2021
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Students receive email claiming "hack." (Photo Credit: Pixabay)

Op-ed: Hacking, not a very funny April Fool’s prank

Uche Ochuba
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April 7, 2021
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Seriously, this whale is freakin' massive. (Photo Credit: Pixabay)

‘Imagine if about 25,000 cardboard boxes each contained one three-toed sloth’ says documentary narrator struggling to convey size of blue whale

Prateek Joshi
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April 5, 2021
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It's like the Hundred Years' War but with lower stakes. (Photo: Google Earth; Edit: BENJAMIN MIDLER/The Stanford Daily)

Humanities outlaw numbers

Benjamin Midler
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April 4, 2021
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I'm glad the ship has been unstuck, but what about my large intestine??? (Photo: Artem.G and Maxar Technologies/Wikimedia Commons, oksmith/openclipart, Edit: Sarah Lewis/The Stanford Daily)

Suez Canal only the second most unpleasant blockage for anyone celebrating Passover

Sarah Lewis
  •  
April 2, 2021
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